Lover / Charles Leclerc

𝟬𝟮𝟯. arthur and cheese

LOVER -
act one chapter twenty-three.

clem:

TITIS:
weenie is never going to forgive you

CLEM:
weenie can't talk

TITIS:
weenie has pink painted claws

CLEM:
i wonder who did that

TITIS:
you did
and it's also a shit paint job

CLEM:
SHIT PAINT JOB??!
ITS CHIPPED BECAUSE WEENIE
IS A MENACE.
he is a sausage dog
that scares people
in the streets.

TITIS:
that's literally not true
they were probably scared of you

CLEM:
people are only scared of
my massive bum

TITIS:
stop talking
you've already scarred weenie
don't try and scar me too.

CLEM:
oh my way to do so

TITIS:
NO
NO NO
don't come anywhere near my apartment

CLEM:
RUDE???

TITIS:
i have a very good explanation

CLEM:
i haven't seen you in
about eight light years

TITIS:
that's impossible btw

CLEM:
NOT THE POINT
i want to make you pasta 😜

TITIS:
what if i told you
someone else
was already doing that