"Artemis Fowl the effin' second!" I screeched.
"Yes (F/N)?"
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL MY COFFEE?!"
"I hid it."
"Why?" Malice was evident in my tone.
I was beyond furious.
But wait, I haven't introduced my self yet. My name is (F/N) (M/N) (L/N). I love to draw, read, listen to music, annoy the klunk outta Artemis Fowl the Second. But what I love most is coffee. I guess you could say I was like Tweek from South Park but toned down a bit. But let's back to the present shall we.
"Because..."
"I'm listening..."
I glared at him. The clock continued to tick loudly.
He fidgeted in his seat. He was nervous. He's never nervous. Ever. Even when things aren't going his way.
"Where is it?"
"Somewhere."
"You don't know where it is, do you?"
"I do."
"You're lying." I grabbed his shoulders.
He finally looked his blue orbs into my (E/C).
"Fine. I didn't hide it. Holly did."
I slumped into the chair across from Artemis. I pouted.
"Why? Why does fate have to be so cruel to me? All I wanted was one cup of my precious."
"(F/N)?"
"Yes."
"You do know what happens when you enter my study without permission, right?"
I looked up as the blood ran from my face. I just then realized where I was. And I was going to pay the price.
"This was it. He is going to kill me. Oh gods! He's going to kill me! I'm going to die at the hands of Artemis Fowl the Second. Which by the way I had a major crush on for and extremely long time..." I thought.
I trembled in fear thinking about what was to come.
"So you have a crush on me, do you?"
"I said that out loud didn't I?"
"Yes."
He stood in front of me. Thin fingers grasped my chin and made me look up.
A gentle but chaste kiss was placed upon my lips. But it ended all to quickly.
"I love you (F/N)," then he walked out of his study.
I sat there, dumbfounded. Did he just... kiss me? Then I realized that he left me in his study alone.
I unplugged his laptop, opened the window, and yelled out at the top of my lungs,
"YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN YOUR STUDY, WITH YOUR LAPTOP, THAT I KNOW THE PASSWORD TO ARTY. IF YOU FIND CAT VIDEOS ON YOUR LAPTOP, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT!"
Then I jumped out the window and ran for my life.
