A/N: I couldn't find a photo of a female version of Artemis Fowl that I thought was good so yeah that's why Ciel is up there...
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"Artemis. I don't think you should read out of my spell book."
He scowled at me.
"Why not (F/N)?"
I smirked at the page he was stopped at. If read wrong... well, I am going to leave that as a surprise for him.
"You know what. You should do this spell." I pointed at the page that read Berg Den End.
I don't think Artemis remembered the fact that most of the spells were anagrams.
"Why that one?"
"Why not Artemis?" I mocked.
He stared at the words unsure how to read them. Then he cleared his throat. We all stared at him.
By we, I mean, Butler, Holly, Juliet, Julius and Me. Oh, and Foaly. Yes, Foaly came up. Interesting, I know, but that's not the point.
I smirked at him as he read the words completely incorrectly.
"Berg den end."
I chuckled as a giant poof sounded.
I looked at Artemis and snorted loudly.
"What?" He asked.
"Artemis!" Holly gasped.
"What?" He repeated.
"Holly! You're a guy!" Foaly shouted.
"Wha..? Artemis! What did you do?!" She... No he, screeched.
Julius looked down to find to big appendages attached to his... her chest.
"Wha... Artemis!" He shouted as well.
I looked at Butler, Juliet, Holly, Julius and Foaly carefully. Butler had a figure instead of a large hulking body and Juliet lost her figure to get a more muscular body. Holly had lost her figure too. Julius really didn't change except she now had less muscles and large breasts. Foaly has slight breasts and lost her beard to get a more feminine looking face.
Lastly, I looked at Artemis. His... Her hair was longer. She had longer eyelashes, pouty-er lips, and overall more feminine looking face. My eyes slid down to her figure.
"That's not fair!" I pouted. I was the only one that wasn't genderbent. But I wasn't pouting about that.
"What isn't fair (F/N)?" Julius asked.
"Him, er, Her!" I pointed at Artemis.
"What about me?"
My eyes slid over his figure once more. Her breasts were bigger than mine, and she had a more hour-glassy shape.
"You have a better figure than me." I poured even more.
"And she's actually a guy. That is messed up." Juliet added.
I jumped on Artemis and started to grope his breasts.
"Let me go!"
"They're bigger than mine."
"Butler! Help me!"
Butler laughed.
"Sorry but seeing (F/N) grope you is funny."
Artemis blushed deeply.
"(F/N)? Does this wear off anytime soon? I do have a wife and kids... You know that right?" Foaly voice was higher by a few octaves.
I thought about it for a moment.
"It... does?" I questioned.
"What do you mean, 'It does'?" Julius ordered.
"Well, Artemis read the spell wrong..." I laughed nervously.
I still continued to pat Artemis down. She was laying on the floor and I was straddling her. It would've been a very suggesting position if he hadn't genderbent himself.
Then another loud poof filled the silent room. I looked down to see Artemis back to his former self and all his attractiveness.
"Finally. Now I can do this and it won't be weird."
I grabbed his shirt collar and pulled him up until our lips collided. He froze. I let him go shortly after.
"We'll... just go." Juliet stated as she dragged everyone out of the room. Including Foaly somehow. She even shut the door too.
Artemis was blushing deeply as he stared at me dumbfounded and speechless.
"I, uh, sorry." I stuttered and was about to stand up but hands gripped my shoulders and pulled me back down as lips collided with mine once more.
He leaned back onto his elbows, blushing and eyes averted.
"I love you (F/N)..." He stated quietly.
"I love you too, Arty."
I pulled him in for another kiss and things got heated after that and let's just leave it at that.
