ReaderInsert Artemis+Icing=Walkers

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It was a normal day at the Fowl Manor. But that was about to change when Artemis Fowl the Second asked for something from the (Your/Age) year old chef named (F/N) (L/N).

"(F/N)?" Artemis called out.

I lazily looked over the back of the couch I was laying on.

"Yeah? Whatcha want?" I said.

"Well..," he paused then continued,"I want some icing..."

I choked on the sandwich that I was eating.

"Wha-what?!" I coughed out.

"You heard me. I want to eat some icing." He glared at me.

I stared at him, shocked.

"But, you, I, uh... Am I dreaming?" I stammered out.

"No. You're not dreaming (F/N)." He continued to glare at me annoyed.

I ran out of the room screaming,"BUTLER!!! HALP! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ARTEMIS!!! HE-oof!"

I fell on back, onto the hardwood floor. I winced in pain then looked up. I ran into butler.

"Yes (F/N)?" He said.

"He said he wants icing," I whispered up at him scared for my life.

Butler looked down at me in shock. Yep, shock folks.

"Are you sure?" He asked back hesitantly.

I nodded my head quickly.

"What's wrong with me wanting icing?" Artemis asked behind me.

"Yeah, what's wrong with that?" Holly repeated.

I jumped up and gripped Holly by her shoulders.

"This is Artemis we're talking about here." I then shook her.

He eyes widened as she slapped my hands away from her and she hid behind Butler, peering behind him at Artemis like he was speaking a language even she couldn't understand. I followed suit.

~~~End of Flashback~~~

"And thus, that was how walkers were created." I ended my story.

Myles raised his hand.

"Yes Myles?" I called on him.

"So you're saying, that because my older brother wanted some icing, that the world ended and walkers were created?" He asked for confirmation.

"Yes. Now who wants to go outside and kill some walkers?" I asked brightly.

Squeals of 'I do's were heard. I smiled.

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