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Vecna and his Vecnussy's POV

Shrekkie poo almost saw me! My heart was beating so fast but I was able to quickly disappear. As I was turning to return to the swamp I ran into a-bee. 

"Vecnussy is that you?!?!?! I ca-" A-bee said as I lifted my arms to crumple it. I was SO annoyed at this nonsense happening around me. I felt the a-bee's conscious join the upper part of my brain, it's name was Abbi and it liked croissants. Turning around to go to the swamp, I somehow was able to feel Fiona and Shrek's essence and what they were doing. They were cooking something of a sort. I don't want to traumatize Shrekkie poo poo so I'm just going to wait until they go to bed. I walked around the area of the swamp and saw a couple arguing in the distance. I quickly walked over and hid behind a pizza to listen in. Maybe I can crumple crackalackle them too 😍😍. 

"YOU WERE PROBABLY OFF WITH THAT BLONDE GORL. YOU KNOW SHE ALWAYS MAKES ME DOUBT." The brunette female yelled. She was wearing the most hideous dress ever, one wrong move and I'm sure she would flash me. 








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IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING UR EYES BLEED

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"I WAS NOT! I WAS AT A PARTY." The boy said as he grabbed out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. 

"OH YEA AND YOU'RE STILL SMOKING!! EVER SINCE YOU MET WITH THAT OTHER GIRL YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT NON STOP AND YOU REEK OF SMOKE JOSH!" The girl continued to yell at the boy whose name is apparently Josh. 

"YOU MAKE ME CRAZY. I'D RATHER BE HERE WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU." Josh yelled as he threw down his pack of cigarettes. Guess he won't be smoking after all. 

"Wow. I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me." 

"You are insane. I keep on telling myself that we had something good." Josh scoffed. 

"Had? Are you breaking up with me?" 

"Yes Olivia. I cannot handle the constant arguments that we now have." He said. Ohh her name is Olivia. 

"Well I'm not the one running around with other girls all the time." 

"Is there a problem?" Another strange man said walking up to them. He looked terrifying. 

"Oh! Uh

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"Oh! Uh.." The Olivia girl said. She suddenly looked starstruck. Josh definitely noticed this because he instantly made a judgmental face. I couldn't handle this anymore so I crumpled them. 

After a while I felt that Shrek and Fiona had finally went to sleep so I walked back to the swamp. Using my mind to open the front door I was greeted by a man-robot-lizard? 

 Using my mind to open the front door I was greeted by a man-robot-lizard? 

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"Are you lost bby gorl 🥺?" He asked me. I did not like this man so quickly I crumpled him and made my way to the room where my green little sugar plum was in. 

"Vecna..?" Fiona whispered as she got up from their bed. I hated that they slept in the same bed together. Hopefully my Shrekkie poo is a deep sleeper. I lifted my arm and then crumpled Fiona. I smiled as I watched her crackalackle. Leaving her body there I ran out, back to my spider infested home. I'm going to pray to the spider Lord in hopes that everything would go according to my plan. 

The next morning....

Shrek's POV

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to be continued.....

**DISCLAIMER***

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE ACTUAL JOSHUA BASSETT AND OLIVIA RODRIGO DRAMA.

IT WAS PURELY JUST FOR FUN

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