My Demon Tenant Can't Be This Cute!

My Demon Tenant is Really Hopeless!

The past few days had been very eventful.

First, Jiraiya had made him accompany him on a trip to find a replacement Hokage and a healer to help Kakashi, who ended up in the hospital due to a confrontation with Itachi and Kisame. When Naruto had asked where they were supposed to find such people, Jiraiya had told him that he knew a person that could do both, which only further piqued Naruto's interest.

Second, during their little stay in a hotel on their trip, Naruto had gotten a nice introduction to Itachi and Kisame. He would never admit it to anyone, but during that little confrontation, he had nearly pissed his pants. It was not Itachi that scared him, no, Itachi only looked like a much more older and stressed out Sasuke. It was Kisame that scared him the most. The guy looked like someone had created a gross chimera of a human and a shark by accidentally summoning both of them at the same time, resulting in them fusing together during the summoning process.

On a side note, Naruto had learned the word 'chimera' from Jiraiya right after that, so all in all, he gained more than he lost that day.

Third, Guy had given him his own green jumpsuit. In all honesty, he found the thing really comfortable, but he loved orange too much to switch outfits. So sadly, the jumpsuit would remain in his bag.

All in all, his week was not that bad.

Sasuke got hurt really bad though. This only motivated Naruto to bolster the energy he put into traveling with Jiraiya to find whoever this extremely skilled healer was.

Jiraiya had said her name was Tsunade or something? Tsunami? Tsunade? Tsunana?

It started with a 'Tsu', but he had forgotten the rest.

If only he knew he had gotten it right the first time.

Right after the whole ordeal with Itachi and Kisame, he had decided to take a nap. What he wanted to do was tell the girl about how he had just faced two S-ranked ninja and survived. What he got was a lot of scolding. At least the girl's version of scolding.

Which meant she just kept calling him an idiot.

The conversation at went like this:

"Whew, today was crazy!"

"Idiot."

"Huh?"

"You're an idiot," repeated the girl sternly, her eyes narrowed as she sat on her throne with her legs crossed.

"Why is that?" asked Naruto as he took a step forward, his head tilting slightly to the side in confusion.

"You're just an idiot," answered the girl as she folded her arms, "I just thought that you needed to know that."

Naruto quirked a brow, "Did I do something wrong?"

"Of course you did something wrong!" replied the girl as she slammed her fists on to the armrests, "What I saw from you today was stupid, borderline moronic!"

"No wait! It was moronic! I have never seen such a moronic monkey like you before! You're like a moronkey!"

He frowned, "Is this whole thing about Itachi and that blue-skinned guy?"

"Hmph," grunted the girl in response, her lips pursing together to create a thin line.

"Is it?"

He waited patiently for her response. It only took a few seconds for the girl to relent.

"Yes. It is about that.. That Uchiha and his shark-skinned companion.."

Naruto widened his eyes, "Were you.. Were you worried about me?"