Family Game Night: the parties between relatives to strenghten a bond (or comepletely break it), and have fun with one another. Bumpus Wobbleworks, aside Tooey Winkington and Tibby Wobnobbin, enhance the spirit of six classic tabletop games in the w...
That evening, after dinner, me and my Cartoon Heroes were preparing for the show we'll be in. "Boys, you don't have to wear anything fancy." I said.
"Except you, Ballyhoo." Said Professor Quigley. "You wear formal attire 24/7."
MC Ballyhoo just looked at the professor with a flushed face.
"Um, I'm the main reason." Big Top mumbled.
Lazlo was a little nervous going to the game night with showered fur, even after putting his dry uniform on. Komodo just got back from slicking his frills for extra shine and flop.
"Where's Komodo and Lazlo?" Quigley asked.
"Lazlo usually takes a shower after taking a number two." Lemmy replied. "That's why he does it in his birthday suit."
This just got relateable... I thought to myself.
"Sorry about the wet fur." Said Lazlo, walking to the rest of the Cartoon Heroes.
I smiled and asked everyone if they were ready. They all nodded their heads at me. "We have no time to waste! The three Weebles invited us to act in a...fairly competititve circus! Quigley, Lemmy, Komodo, Lazlo, Ballyhoo, all arms in!"
Our main heroes put our hands into a circle.
"Everybody ready?" Professor Quigley asked.
Every one in the circle shouted, "All paws on deck, everyone! IT'S GAME NIGHT TIME!!!" We thrusted our hands into the air.
"To the party Volkswagen!" Komodo shouted.
The Cartoon Heroes and I hopped into our bright blue Volkswagen, and rode off into the sunset. Well, rode off to the abandoned department store, that's what.
"Isn't this exciting? The whole multiverse is going to watch us!" I said. "Cartoon Heroes, let us hope that no scene on the Channel 6 broadcast is going to be humilliating. That means extremely ebmarrasing."
After about 19 minutes we've successfully made it to the site where the show will take place.
"Is everyone ready to have a blast?" Quigley asked.
"Ready!" Everyone else replied. We all knew, the multiverse characters were ready for the action, too!
We walked into the doors of the abandoned department store. It felt like we were shopping for a Halloween costume. As we entered, it was very dark. Right when the clock struck 6:30, soft lights started to glow. That very moment, the intro began!
"Family Game Night: the parties between relatives to strenghten a bond (or comepletely break it), and have fun with one another. And if they beat you, Don't feel down. Accept your defeat. Even if they were cheating. Ladies an gentlemen, meet the wobbly Weeble hosts! Tibby Wobnobbin! Tooey Winkington! And your leader, Bumpus Wobbleworks! As they proudly introduce...Hasbro's Multiverse Game Night!!!"
The cloth that the projection was on fell to the restored floor. Behind that, including billowing smoke blown by an industrial fan, were the three Weebles announcing the show!
Bumpus sprayed a little throat spray into his mouth, and sneezed it back out for some reason, he then said, "Ladies and Gentlemen! Characters of all shapes and sizes! Welcome to---" His words were cut short due to the guy with the fan getting...a little creative.
"WOAH! What's this?" Said Tooey while panicking.
"This is fine, folks!" Bumpus shouted, trying to keep his hair and ears out of his vision. "The guy with the fan got a little..."
"YiiiIIIIIIIIKES!!!" Tibby shouted, trying to keep her satin skirt down. "TURN THE TURBINE OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!!"
The guy with the fan turned the fan off.
Our faces were comepletely flushed at what just happened. The multiverse characters were also shocked at what just happened, witnessing what was on their screens.
"That was embarassing..." I sighed with head in hand
"Yet strangely arousin' at the same time." Ballyhoo added.
"Eheheheh... I'm sorry, m'am." The guy with the fan giggled.
"I'm completely shocked about this! First time in way too long!" Said Tibby, adjusting her outfit. She wobbled up to the guy with the fan, and slapped him across the face!
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"WOW! That Weeble Wobble just slapped the crap out'ta me!" Said the guy with the fan, as he walked away.
"...Our apologies, folks." Tooey said as he blushed. "Alright, where were you, Bumpus?"
Bumpus continued where he left off. He said into the microphone with all his might, "Ladies and Gentlemen! Characters of all shapes and sizes! Welcome to Hasbro's Multiverse Game Night! I'm your host, Bumpus. And these are my assistants as a couple, Tibby and Tooey! The games will be chosen through a whirl of this roulette. There are six of 'em: Twister, Mouse Trap, Jenga, Operation, Connect Four, and Bop It Extreme."
"All games maintain their original rules." Said Tooey. "You may understand them all on the outside..."
"But on the inside, there's a twist!" Tibby added.
