"Can I spin? CAN I SPIN?" MC Ballyhoo asked.
"Go ahead, sir." Bumpus replied.
Ballyhoo spun the wheel a little too forcefully. Said spin landed on Operation.
"Is there a doctor in the house? I'm asking because our fourth game is Operation!" Bumpus announced. "The rules are---"
"WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!" Lemmy interupted. "This wheel is RIGGED! I'm not saying I do not want to play this game, I'm saying that all these games are CHOSEN on the wheel by the writer! All this is by the power of imagination!"
"Calm down, Lemmy!" I said. "It's just a story! And it is that way!"
Bumpus shook his head and explained the rules. "The rules are easy! All you have to do is draw a card, and take said piece out of Cavity Sam with these tweezers. But, if you make the wrong move, he will get aggrivated and his nose will buzz and flash! Each piece is worth a certain ammount of money. The richest one at the end of the game wins!"
"One, I never knew Operation had money as an objective." Said Lazlo. "Two, who the heck is Cavity Sam?"
Tibby and Tooey rushed in with an unlucky, undead man with a large nose.
"Am I still alive?" Asked Sam.
"You're still deceased, sir. And you will be even more dead."
Bumpus felt extremely uncomfortable about a real Cavity Sam. He thought what is about to happen would be extremely grusome. He started to whimper in fear.
"Everything okay, Mr. Wobbleworks?" Komodo asked.
Poor thing didn't want to respond. "Can I just...let somebody accompany me?" Asked Bumpus.
"Listen, little fella. You've experienced Lemmy turn to stone due to a giant bird that kills everthing when it dies." I said, comforting the poor Weeble. "And you even drop kicked a thief with your dome-shaped base! You're a Weeble who doesn't mess around with trouble! You could handle this! I handled gore at a young age. And now I know you don't like it."
"Especially since some people find torture to be hot..." Bumpus whimpered.
"We are just removing kooky stuff from Sam. He's got an Adam's apple, a wrenched knee, spare ribs, a Charlie Horse, A ringing ear, a funny bone, a pulled muscle, a brain freeze, butterflies in his stomach, and a broken heart."
Lemmy, Komodo, Lazlo, and Ballyhoo were preparing to play Operation.
"Any last words before they remove your oragns?" Tibby asked.
Cavity Sam felt confused. "Remove whatever you like. It's how I live." He said.
Bumpus gulped in fear. "S...s...start!"
Lemmy drew a card immedeately. He has to take out the Water on the knee.
"Take the tweezers, Lemmy." Bumpus whimpered. "I CAN'T LOOK!"
Lemmy started to sweat. He took the tweezers, and started to pull the bucket out. But the bucket was so heavy, he flung it out!
"That's $150!" These aren't organs, Bumpus." Said Lemmy. "It's just puns relating to various pains. Nothing really gorey. Now watch Lazlo's move."
Lazlo drew the wrenched ankle. He stareted to take the tweezers and pull the wrench out. He was then startled by a blood-curtling scream.
Cavity Sam shouted in pain, as his nose buzzed and flashed.
"YOUR TURN, KOMODO!" Fearfully cried Lazlo as he passed the tweezers to Komodo. With enough precision, he pulled the wrench out and gained $100.
"Rubber band, here I come fo' two-hundred!" Ballyhoo cheered. While taking the ankle connected to the knee, he accidentally poked Sam's leg and made his buzzer go off.
"Don't be an absolute failiure!" Big Top teased.
"This...this game's terrifyin'..."
Lemmy snatched the tweezers and went for the pulled muscle by himself. This time, carefully. "HAGH! Those two hundred bucks are mine!"
At Lazlo's draw, he pulled the challenge for the Broken Heart. "What got your heart broken, Sam?" He asked. "Maybe your DeviantArt account has been banned."
Sam replied, "I don't browse that crazine---" Lazlo was not careful enough. "AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!"
The monkey passed the tweezers to Komodo. He started to carefully remove the broken heart. Bumpus felt very anticipated to be grossed out by an actual heart to be pulled out. Tibby and Tooey immedately covered his eyes.
"Nothing to worry about." Said Professor Quigley. "It's just a cartoony heart of glass. Now I'm getting that song in my head... Well, a hundred bucks for you, Komodo!"
At MC Ballyhoo's turn, he couldn't believe his eyes at the card he drew! The Bread Basket! "Ladies and gentlemen! I'm removin' Cavity Sam's stomach! She's worth TEN GRAND!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Bumpus howled. "It's a literal basket of bread!" He flipped his cape over his head and pulled his hat down. Poor Bumpus didn't wan'na see this!
Ballyhoo took the tweezers, and gently pulled the basket out from the top part. He did so slow enough. He was too slow and got buzzed again.
"Who's going to be the one to take the breadbasket out?" Lemmy asked himself. He grabbed the top part of the basket, and took is out slowly with the tweezers. This was the first time Lemmy got buzzed.
It was then Lazlo's turn. He made the tough decision of trying to take the Bread Basket out, with his tail holding the tweezers. Lazlo's tail wasn't acting all fidgety. Even a slight breeze won't stop it.
Everyone around started to sweat, waiting for Lazlo to sucessfully take the Bread Basket out. He couldn't anticipate anymore and yanked the basket out...
"By the power of plot armor!" Lazlo cheered, holding the most difficult challenge up in the air.
Everybody around cheered for Lazlo.
"Lazlo wins! That'll wrap up Operation, because I don't want to feel grossed out anymore." Said Bumpus, throwing his tuxedo's cape down and putting his hat back on. "Sorry, folks!"
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FanfictionFamily Game Night: the parties between relatives to strenghten a bond (or comepletely break it), and have fun with one another. Bumpus Wobbleworks, aside Tooey Winkington and Tibby Wobnobbin, enhance the spirit of six classic tabletop games in the w...