What's up, campers! Its a brand new season of Total Drama, hosted by your one and only Chris Mclean! You thought this show was over, and so did I, until a brilliant team of producers came up with a new idea for a season. How much queerbaiting can I...
After a couple days of recovering from the reaction to the apples, as well as mild food poisoning, Sierra and the other fujoshis were mostly recovered. As soon as they were able to breathe in without choking, they were back on the grind of writing intimate gay fanfiction of their favorite male competitors.
The three sat in medical beds adjacent to each other, constantly bouncing off ideas while writing and making early 2000s style anime fanart.
"'Time to pay back that favor,'said Alejandro seductively." Katie read out loud as she was typing, then giggled hysterically.
"OMG..." Sadie said. "I don't know what you're doing, Katie, but it sounds SO JUICY! I can't wait to read it when you finish!"
Meanwhile, Sierra was hyperfocused on a pad of paper where she was sketching out the first page of her new, soon to be famous Webtoon, 'Partners'. It was a twist on her all time favorite Webtoon, Boyfriends, but since that was already taken, she had to do something different.
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Sierra was already in love with her OCs. They were going to be so cute when they started kissing each other.
That made her think, though. Her OCs kind of reminded her of Cody in a subtle way, and that reminded her of the season he was currently participating in- one specifically designed to get boys to kiss boys. Sierra and the other two had initially thought it was the best idea ever, but now she was having second thoughts.
What if Cody was out there right now kissing other boys?! That would've been super cute if CODY DIDN'T ALREADY BELONG TO SIERRA!!!!!!!!!!
She started hyperventilating and shaking all over.
"Uh, Sierra?" Katie glanced over at her. "Are you alright?"
Sierra was gasping for air. She couldn't handle this realization. "Cody kins... Cody can't kiss other boys!!!! HE CAN ONLY KISS MEEEEEEE! HE HAS TO BE A HETTY!!!"
"Sierra, calm down!" cried Sadie. "It's not like Cody is actually out there kissing another boy when he has you!"
Sierra couldn't hear her. She entered a blind rage and chucked the drawing pad across the room.
"COOOOOODYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" she screeched and jumped out of bed.
"Everything is fine, sis, just take a deep breath!" said Katie.
"NO" Sierra said. "I NEED TO GET CODY OFF OF THAT SHOW!"
With that, she sprinted out the door faster than anyone has ever run before.
Cody, was in fact, kissing other boys. Noah, to be specific.
It was late evening, nearing sunset. There were only about 10 minutes before Chris would call everybody to the elimination ceremony, and one pair would be sent off the island via pride float catapult.
