18 nervous campers, plus Chris and a thrashing Sierra, surrounded the crackling flames of the bonfire. Momentarily, one couple was going to be eliminated.
"Alright, campers." Chris said, his eyes sweeping over the crowd of sweaty and gay adolescents before him. "You probably noticed that no voting system has been put into place, and that's to make things more fun for the producers."
A murmur of concern went through everyone.
"The eliminated pair will be sent home- or wherever the catapult sends them, I guess- based purely on how much the producers liked your pair's dynamic throughout the challenge."
"There were cameras on Boner Island?" asked Tyler.
"Uh, hello? Obviously there were, because it would make for a boring episode if I just kicked you all off and ended the episode. Anyway, the producers will be reviewing some segments of footage now. This way please, Sierra."
Sierra was being restrained by Courtney as she tried to claw her way to Cody.
"NO" she yelled. "I NEED TO GET CODY OUT OF HERE"
Screaming indiscernibly, Chef came and carried her away.
"We'll be right back!" Chris said, then followed Chef.
"I sure hope there weren't cameras in the shelters..." Cody whispered nervously to Noah.
"With our luck, there probably were." he replied. "Fingers crossed, though."
Unluckily for the two, there were in fact cameras in every shelter. They came to this realization as Sierra stomped back to the campfire, somehow more angry-looking than before. She was past angry. She was absolutely livid.
"NOAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"
"Shit" squeaked Noah.
"Hey, hey! Sierra! Ahah, how about you calm down so we can-"
"NOAH STERECRA I AM GOING TO END YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE EXCUSE FOR A LIFE" Sierra shrieked. "AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!! YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PHYSICALLY FEEL YOUR SOUL BEING RIPPED OUT OF YOUR BODY BY THE UNFORGIVING CLAWS OF THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
While the rest of the teens were thoroughly confused and freaked out, Noah and Cody were panicking.
"Sierra, we can talk about this!" Cody pleaded.
"THERE IS NOT TALKING NECESSARY, YOU LYING, CHEATING QUEER!!!!" she responded angrily, then made a lunge for Noah.
"OH GOD" Noah screamed.
Chef grabbed Sierra just before Noah got his face turned into Fagottini.
"Yeah, uh, let's deal with this in a different way." Chris said. "You know what to do, Chef."
Chef nodded, then walked to the dock with Sierra yelling obscenities towards Noah.
"Moving on!" Chris pulled out a bag. "Each pair that is moving on to the next challenge will receive one of these various pride pins that I stole from Hot Topic. If you do not receive a pin, it's the big spoon for ya!"
"The big spoon?" asked Duncan.
"Yeah, that's what I renamed the catapult of shame. Cause catapults are sorta spoon shaped. And like... spooning. Gay. I dunno, I don't get paid to come up with names!" Chris reached into his bag of stolen pride merchandise. "Here goes."
The first team to receive a pin was Trent and Duncan, then Gwen and Courtney, Heather and Lindsay, Brick and Owen and Scott, Alejandro and Tyler, and Izzy and Eva and Anne Maria.
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