Hello people (I hope) who are reading my story!! I hope you like it because that will be very bad if you didn't...Anyways, Enjoy!!
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"Give me the Crabby Pattie formula!!!" I am pushed up against a wall....
BY A FREAKIN SNOWMAN!!!
"I know i should be scared and all...but why would YOU want the Crabby Pattie formula? I thought plankton would want it." I state it matter-of-factly.
As soon as i say that, plankton comes, running toward the snowman.
"Please! Why can't we just become partners in crime?? Ehhh? You know, we'll share the work. You get the formula, and I'll READ the formula!!" Plankton is on his knees, begging the snowman.
"Oh, lets cut the crap!" I pull out the hair dryer that randonmly appeared in my hands.
"Now, back up slowly and no one- actually, no snowman gets hurt. You understand?"
The snowman nods it's head, bowing. "Your wish is my command...just don't hurt me! I have children at home!"
"Get out of my sight!! Be gone!!" plankton jumps on the snowman and the snowman starts running.
"Whehh!! I thought the snowman wouldn't fall for it! Everyone knows there isn't any outlets on this mountain so I couldn't even turn on the hairdryer if I wanted to!! Some people just have to learn..."
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I wake up from my blissful dream.
"Who DARES wake me from my beauty sleep?" i growl. I hear someone back up and hit the door.
I smile a devilish grin.
"Get out of my room, or I'll hide the cookies!" You guessed it, it was Gordan.
He starts laughing. "Oh, Nicky. When are you going to learn? I have my secret stash, duh!"
I sigh and roll my eyes. Of course he does. "First, don't call me "Nicky". Second, I obviously learn more then you so technically, YOU have to learn more and third, If you don't leave my room, I'll tell mom about your secret stash." WIth that, Gordan runs out of the room like lightening.
Always works
I get up from the floor and get dressed in some soccer pants and an Adidas shirt. I'm all about the brands. Looking in front of the mirror, I pull my hair into a high pony tail, topped off with green pre-wrap to keep my hair out of my face. I run down the steps and into the kitchen. In other words, I followed my nose.
"Ohhh! I smell something good cookin up, and it 's not me!"
My mom chuckles.
she lays out a plate of food that I gulp down. While I'm running around, Zach is honking that god-for-saken horn.
"SHUT YOUR FUNGLARIUS HORN, WOULD YA?!" I yell out the door while getting my Samba's on. I say a quick bye and run out of the house with my backpack on my back (Wear else would it be?).
Zach does the .7 of the mile in 2 minutes....FAST. When we get out of the car, the soccer players instantly run up to me.
"So, are you thinking on joining the team?" some people ask while others ask, "Was that actually YOU who did the assist on that first goal? You were awesome!"
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