Strip Club
oneandonly: damn half of me hates comebacks cuz it's only practice all day
pussypower: are you gonna be shirtless again??
oneandonly: not the point
markdeeznutz: wait, arent you gonna do that tho??
jaehmu: HE IS
youngbutold: STRIPPER JOHNNYY
pussypower: now this is becoming a real strip club😻
oneandonly: i'm not gonna be shirtless guys...
youngbutold: fuck...
boomingsystem: WAIT WHAT
but i thought
oneandonly: No.
woohoo: guys im so exciteddd
jenotgay: im excited for you guys
work hard and take care of yourselves
dhyuck: thanks jeno<333
jenotgay: not you bitch
dhyuck: go suck a dick🙄🤞🤞
jenotgay: No.
pussypower: where tf is my bae and my baby
oneandonly: who??
pussypower: i need my other 127 bitches over here right now
hottielover69: im here shawty
pussypower: hey bbg😻😻
get taeil over here too
hottielover69: okay
moon: Hi.
pussypower: hey zaddy
oneandonly: but thats what u call me...
pussypower: shut your asscheeks
oneandonly: go suck dick
pussypower: ANYWAYS hey taeil🥰🥰
moon: hi
pussypower: wyd?
moon: your mom
pussypower: you're such a jokester!!!
markdeeznutz: enough of this....this is getting too
dhyuck: gay
oneandonly: did jeno dip?
HE DID
damn ten is the only non-127 member on rn
youngbutold: he needs his dick sucked fr
pussypower: real
who's volunteering
dhyuck: nobody
moon: somebody...get the stove
youngbutold: what??
moon: GET THE DAMN STOVE
GO
I LEFT IT ON
markdeeznutz: SHIT WE'RE GONNA BURN AND DIE
moon: JUST SOMEONE GO
dhyuck: too lazy
markdeeznutz: HAECHAN YOURE THE ONE CLOSEST
YOUR ROOM IS CLOSER
WE'RE ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE
pussypower: NO
OKAY JOHNNY IM SORRY 4 THE THINGS I SAID ILYSM IM GONNA MISS ALL THE FUN TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER
DOYOUNG AND HAECHAN, YALL WERE WITH ME THROUGH THICK N THIN
I'LL MISS OUR GAY ALLIANCE
YOU TOO JUNGWOO
ILYSMMM AND I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR GOOFY ASS
TAEIL, I DIDNT MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU WERE SO FUCKING OLD
YOURE TOO YOUNG TO DIE
moon: im not even in the dorms
pussypower: ANYWAYS
YUTA I'LL MISS YOU TOO
LIKE YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR I WAS GONNA PISS
TAEYONG, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR GAY ASS
I WISH WE COULDVE SPENT A LOT MORE TIME TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU ALL WITH MY WHOLE HEART
markdeeznutz: you forgot me...
pussypower: oh yeah
well you were funny too
gonna miss u ig
markdeeznutz: DAMN OKAY
boomingsystem: why tf are yall blowing up my damn phone...
moon: I ACCIDENTLY LEFT THE STOVE ON AND YALL ARE GONNA DIE TAE
boomingsystem: the stove??
moon: YEAH
AND IM SORRY GUYS I'LL MISS YOU ALL
boomingsystem: calm down damn...
i turned it off a long time ago
i saw you going out the door, leaving the stove on
so i turned it off and decided to scold you later
moon: oh...thanks
dhyuck: half of me was hoping to burn...damn
oneandonly: it wouldve been ten and taeil's beginninging of their villian era
pussypower: learn how to spell beginning then maybe you can have an opinion
oneandonly: damn be nice🙄🙄
pussypower: only 4 my baes
oneandonly: who r your baes
pussypower: yuta, taeil, kun, winwin, doyoung, and taeyong
oneandonly: and where am i?
pussypower: in the ex-baes category😍💅
oneandonly: WHAT DID I DO??
pussypower: nothing
literally nothing
thats the reason
oneandonly: damn whatever
just take me back
pussypower: no🥰
youngbutold: bae u wanna come over??
pussypower: yes!!
markdeeznutz: damn johnny just left our room
he left his phone too
dhyuck: i love when dy and ten team up to make him mad😍😍
moon: yall are weird...
boomingsystem: being in this gc is like a roller coaster and i never wanted to ride it
pussypower: deal with it
woohoo: u made the gc anyways
boomingsystem: whatever
jaehmu: sorry guys i fell asleep
what did i miss
youngbutold: deez nutz
jaehmu: .....
im going back to sleep
