My Whores
pussypower added youngbutold and markdeeznutz
pussypower: hey babes
youngbutold: hiii
markdeeznutz: what is this
pussypower: this is to save doyoung's imaginary marriage and my friendship with johnny
markdeeznutz: johnny's not even mad at you
pussypower: he ignored my spam
markdeeznutz: i know he showed me
pussypower: ughh men
markdeeznutz: you are a man
pussypower: ughh men that are not me
youngbutold: back to the plan
markdeeznutz: propose to him??? idk
youngbutold: ughh no i need to get jaehyun in here tbh
youngbutold added jaehmu
youngbutold: jaehyun help us
jaehmu: with what???
pussypower: johnny wont answer my texts and taeyong divorces doyoung
jaehmu: oh, okay i have a solution
out of every problem i had, eventually i found out that apologizing works so do that
pussypower: WAIT BUT YOURE SO SMART FOR THAT
BRB
markdeeznutz: i thought this was basic knowledge but okay🧍♂️🧍♂️
youngbutold: i did apologize though
jaehmu: yeah but taeyong is not easy like johnny
markdeeznutz: woahhh there buddy thats my best friend you're talking about
jaehmu: okay but we both know its true
markdeeznutz: valid
my bro has a good heart
too forgiving at times🙏🏻👆🏻💯💯
jaehmu: okay anyway doyoung, you just need to be you
youngbutold: what in the fuckedy fuck does that mean
pussypower: OMG HES TYPING
youngbutold: shut up im getting advice
pussypower: he stopped typing
UGHHH
jaehmu: ANYWAY i mean just be sassy and whatever
but more
dont give him special treatment
youngbutold: WAIT I'LL DO THAT
markdeeznutz: hyun with all the advice
jaehmu: yeah cuz im good with people
markdeeznutz: then why do you look like youre gonna cry half the time
jaehmu: because youre in my life
pussypower: 1. HE REPLIED
2. TYTY I FUCKING LOVE YOU JAEHYUN
3. whats with the 2nd grade insult....
jaehmu: thank you???
markdeeznutz: youre mean hyun
jaehmu: ☺️
