Chapter 13

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Strip Club

tired: I have one question. Just one question.

pussypower: what's up?

tired: Why is there a framed photo shopped image of Chuck E. Cheese with abs at Knott's Berry Farm in the kitchen?

markdeeznutz: yo thats kinda funny though
can you send a pic?

tired: No.

markdeeznutz: damn...

chenoutof10: woww that's so crazy

weed: why does that sound suspicious?

fucksleep: fr

lucan't: maybe chenle did it

chenoutof10: says the one who hasn't showered in weeks

lucan't: BUT I HAVE

chenoutof10: okay then

tired: Seriously, who did it?

jaehmu: i think i know who did tbh
i heard it from a certain someone

tired: Who did it?

jaehmu: well...maybe check on jaemin

losemypatience: how the fuck did he get in the wayv dorms

weed: im not trying to accuse my brother but i think it could've been renjun

fucksleep: you just accused him but okay

weed: I SAID IM NOT TRYING TO

fucksleep: but you did

weed: kys

greentea4ever: i know what that one means

weed: shhh

fucksleep: tell me what it means

tired: TELL ME WHO FUCKING DID IT

pussypower: @/junisdone @/jaemindez the culprits

markdeeznutz: 😨😱

hottielover69: stop with the emojis markipoo

markdeeznutz: odd name...

jaemindez: why did someone @ me

pussypower: kun heres one of your guys

jaemindez: oh shit

tired: Did you put the picture in our kitchen?

jaemindez: no

tired: ....

jaemindez: BUT YANGYANG TRIPLE DOG DARED US AND MARK TOLD US THAT WE'D HAVE TO TAKE COLD SHOWERS FOR A WEEK OF WE DIDN'T

tired: Who is we?

jiji: OMG FUCK YOU JAEMIN

jaemindez: DUMBASS YOU JUST EXPOSED YOURSELF

fucksleep: so much is going on....

hottielover69: sorry to change the topic but are we gonna pass up our madness at johnny cuz santa wasnt there??? he lied AND he pretened to be santa

pussypower: could've rode that sleigh of his😫😫

oneandonly: could've

pussypower: ew don't respond to me

tired: No, but did Renjun help you, Jaemin?

jaemindez: yes

tired: I can look past it. But you four are in deep trouble. Bye now.

jaemindez: THATS NOT FAIR

weed: don't question his ways

jiji: im so sad now

chenoutof10: i'll buy you ice cream

jiji: diet

chenoutof10: we'll play video games tonight for however long you want

jiji: FUCK YEAH

pussypower: ughh taeyong where are you

boomingsystem: here
why?

pussypower: i miss you for whatever reason

youngbutold: im his sugar daddy back off babes

pussypower: doesnt he make more money than you???

youngbutold: omg shut UP
go flirt with taeil or something

pussypower: taeyong defend meee

boomingsystem: hell no
do it yourself

youngbutold: HAHAHA

hottielover69: dy's winning

youngbutold: fr

pussypower: @/moon

moon: what

pussypower: wyd

moon: wasting my time

pussypower: taeil i miss you too now
omg i miss u and tae

moon: i dont know what to do about that....

pussypower: lets make out

moon: fuck no

oneandonly: YOU LITERALLY ASKED ME THAT YESTERDAY
DONT CHEAT BRO

pussypower: 1. you said no
2. you just called me bro
3. stfu

oneandonly: :((

pussypower: what do you want gay boy?? 🧐

youngbutold: yeah what are you doing with my husband???

oneandonly: well your husband asked to kiss me the other day so i'd rethink that marriage

youngbutold: wym we're kissing rn

pussypower: fr

oneandonly: this is not fair
mark i need help

markdeeznutz: i love you bro but theres no way in HELL that im gonna kiss you
even if i had socks on

oneandonly: hurt but i didnt mean that
please help me with this cheater

pussypower: im not dating you and im married to doyoung now

boomingsystem: wait...i thought we were married doyoung
remember our rings??

youngbutold: no we are married

boomingsystem: you cant be married to two men
we're divorced
johnny let's move on from these cheaters

oneandonly: yeah

youngbutold: WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT

pussypower: YEAH AND WE WERENT ACTUALLY KISSING IT WAS A JOKE

boomingsystem: you guys were kissing??

pussypower: i just said we werent💀💀

boomingsystem: taeyong out

oneandonly: johnny out too

markdeeznutz: that was crazy

hottielover69: mark

markdeeznutz: No.

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