Strip Club
tired: I have one question. Just one question.
pussypower: what's up?
tired: Why is there a framed photo shopped image of Chuck E. Cheese with abs at Knott's Berry Farm in the kitchen?
markdeeznutz: yo thats kinda funny though
can you send a pic?
tired: No.
markdeeznutz: damn...
chenoutof10: woww that's so crazy
weed: why does that sound suspicious?
fucksleep: fr
lucan't: maybe chenle did it
chenoutof10: says the one who hasn't showered in weeks
lucan't: BUT I HAVE
chenoutof10: okay then
tired: Seriously, who did it?
jaehmu: i think i know who did tbh
i heard it from a certain someone
tired: Who did it?
jaehmu: well...maybe check on jaemin
losemypatience: how the fuck did he get in the wayv dorms
weed: im not trying to accuse my brother but i think it could've been renjun
fucksleep: you just accused him but okay
weed: I SAID IM NOT TRYING TO
fucksleep: but you did
weed: kys
greentea4ever: i know what that one means
weed: shhh
fucksleep: tell me what it means
tired: TELL ME WHO FUCKING DID IT
pussypower: @/junisdone @/jaemindez the culprits
markdeeznutz: 😨😱
hottielover69: stop with the emojis markipoo
markdeeznutz: odd name...
jaemindez: why did someone @ me
pussypower: kun heres one of your guys
jaemindez: oh shit
tired: Did you put the picture in our kitchen?
jaemindez: no
tired: ....
jaemindez: BUT YANGYANG TRIPLE DOG DARED US AND MARK TOLD US THAT WE'D HAVE TO TAKE COLD SHOWERS FOR A WEEK OF WE DIDN'T
tired: Who is we?
jiji: OMG FUCK YOU JAEMIN
jaemindez: DUMBASS YOU JUST EXPOSED YOURSELF
fucksleep: so much is going on....
hottielover69: sorry to change the topic but are we gonna pass up our madness at johnny cuz santa wasnt there??? he lied AND he pretened to be santa
pussypower: could've rode that sleigh of his😫😫
oneandonly: could've
pussypower: ew don't respond to me
tired: No, but did Renjun help you, Jaemin?
jaemindez: yes
tired: I can look past it. But you four are in deep trouble. Bye now.
jaemindez: THATS NOT FAIR
weed: don't question his ways
jiji: im so sad now
chenoutof10: i'll buy you ice cream
jiji: diet
chenoutof10: we'll play video games tonight for however long you want
jiji: FUCK YEAH
pussypower: ughh taeyong where are you
boomingsystem: here
why?
pussypower: i miss you for whatever reason
youngbutold: im his sugar daddy back off babes
pussypower: doesnt he make more money than you???
youngbutold: omg shut UP
go flirt with taeil or something
pussypower: taeyong defend meee
boomingsystem: hell no
do it yourself
youngbutold: HAHAHA
hottielover69: dy's winning
youngbutold: fr
pussypower: @/moon
moon: what
pussypower: wyd
moon: wasting my time
pussypower: taeil i miss you too now
omg i miss u and tae
moon: i dont know what to do about that....
pussypower: lets make out
moon: fuck no
oneandonly: YOU LITERALLY ASKED ME THAT YESTERDAY
DONT CHEAT BRO
pussypower: 1. you said no
2. you just called me bro
3. stfu
oneandonly: :((
pussypower: what do you want gay boy?? 🧐
youngbutold: yeah what are you doing with my husband???
oneandonly: well your husband asked to kiss me the other day so i'd rethink that marriage
youngbutold: wym we're kissing rn
pussypower: fr
oneandonly: this is not fair
mark i need help
markdeeznutz: i love you bro but theres no way in HELL that im gonna kiss you
even if i had socks on
oneandonly: hurt but i didnt mean that
please help me with this cheater
pussypower: im not dating you and im married to doyoung now
boomingsystem: wait...i thought we were married doyoung
remember our rings??
youngbutold: no we are married
boomingsystem: you cant be married to two men
we're divorced
johnny let's move on from these cheaters
oneandonly: yeah
youngbutold: WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT
pussypower: YEAH AND WE WERENT ACTUALLY KISSING IT WAS A JOKE
boomingsystem: you guys were kissing??
pussypower: i just said we werent💀💀
boomingsystem: taeyong out
oneandonly: johnny out too
markdeeznutz: that was crazy
hottielover69: mark
markdeeznutz: No.
