Chapter 11

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Strip Club

weed: mark got his ass beat

woohoo: ayo? 🤨

hottielover69: damn...and it wasn't by me
how dare mark do this

weed: nono like he got whooped
with um....
i forgot

tired: a hanger

weed: right, he got hit with a hanger

youngbutold: omg

weed: WE LITERALLY TRIED TO WARN HIM
but his stupid ass didn't wanna listen

pussypower: omg have u guys ever like spun and then did the splits or something

dhyuck: yeah i tried once
and i hit my dick on the floor
it hurt
really bad

lucan't: THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
it felt like my balls were bleeding

rororourboat: are you okay?

lucan't: it caused brain damage

woohoo: OVER THAT???

lucan't: yeah☺️

fucksleep: bro is so stupid he got brain damage from hitting his nutz too hard

hottielover69: i would never beat again💀💀

rororourboat: BEAT? thats not very nice

pussypower: i dont think he gets the slang

shotarolover_1000: shotaro dms

rororourboat: oh okok

tired: this is getting a bit out of hand

jiji: HI GUYSSS

dhyuck: OMG JISUNGGH
HIHII

jiji: HEYY

weed: why are they getting so hyped up over greetings...

dhyuck: because i miss jisung >:(

youngbutold: you literally saw him 2 hours ago...
i was there

dhyuck: HES TOO CUTE

jiji: hehe😊

pussypower: acting like his username does not mean dick in mandarin

dhyuck: yours is literally pussypower, bitch

pussypower: why are you bitching me? 🧐☕️

dhyuck: cuz you're being mean to jisung

weed: lets move on from unnecessary conversations

dhyuck: shut up yangyang

weed: 😱

tired: Calm down, Donghyuck.

weed: kun to the rescue

dhyuck: ughh fine

lucan't: guys i tried to cook the dog food for fun with hendery
we burned it...

weed: eat it

youngbutold: do not eat it

pussypower: im ab to beat all your asses

dhyuck: bro lucas respond

youngbutold: oh my gosh...

fucksleep: dw guys
he's throwing up

pussypower: how are you gonna follow up "dw" with "hes throwing up"

youngbutold: right...

fucksleep: wait hold up
i gotta go

dhyuck: good luck with that💀💀

boomingsystem: how to get rid of ppl

youngbutold: what

boomingsystem: die

youngbutold: HUH???
taeyong :((

boomingsystem: what do you want?

youngbutold: nvm im not gonna play innocent
why tf are you attacking me for😒

boomingsystem: did you know im so hot, yeah?

dhyuck: seems pretty drunk to me

boomingsystem: donghyuckkk☺️

dhyuck: fatherrr

pussypower: what is this...

tired: im tired of lurking
im going to sleep

weed: goodnight kun
sleep well!

tired: thanks, you too

jiji: night~

pussypower: have sweet dreams

hottielover69: what do i do if jungwoo just spilled pie all over my bed

woohoo: thats my bad🥲🥲

hottielover69: oh my gosh...
i cant stay mad at you for long😮‍💨

dhyuck: eat the pie off the bed tbh
cant waste good food

weed: agreed

pussypower: lucas and hendery cooked dog food, lucas ate it and started throwing up, taeyong is drunk (not confirmed), and jungwoo spilled a pie on yuta's bed
what next...

dhyuck: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS
WHAT THE FUCK
NONON9
NO
NO
NO
NO

jiji: what

dhyuck: NO
NO
NO
NO
MY EYES
MY INNOEVNT EYES

pussypower: doubt your eyes are innocent but okay

boomingsystem: hyuckk whats wrong?? :((

dhyuck: i saw jaemin

hottielover69: such an overreactor

dhyuck: he was naked

jiji: oh

hottielover69: HAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pussypower: THIS IS SO FUNYN OT ME

weed: bro started spelling backwards

dhyuck: THIS IS TRAUMATIZING FOR MY EYES

jaemindez: IM SO SORRY
TJIS IS SO EMBARRASING
IM DRESSED NOW THOUGH

dhyuck: i dont think i can ever face you again

jaemindez: im so sorry

weed: did he actually just walk out buttnaked???

jaemindez: I THOUGHT NOVODY WAS HERE

dhyuck: WELL I OBVIOUSLY WAS

jaemindez: I KNOW
IM SORRY

boomingsystem: lets just sleep it off guys~~

dhyuck: yeah...i'll try to sleep

weed: 💀💀

pussypower: good idea
night every1

jiji: goodnight!

jaemindez: night...

woohoo: night🌙

hottielover69: sweet dreams guys

dhyuck: yeah...goodnight..

boomingsystem: goodnight everyone☺️🫂🫂

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