Strip Club
weed: mark got his ass beat
woohoo: ayo? 🤨
hottielover69: damn...and it wasn't by me
how dare mark do this
weed: nono like he got whooped
with um....
i forgot
tired: a hanger
weed: right, he got hit with a hanger
youngbutold: omg
weed: WE LITERALLY TRIED TO WARN HIM
but his stupid ass didn't wanna listen
pussypower: omg have u guys ever like spun and then did the splits or something
dhyuck: yeah i tried once
and i hit my dick on the floor
it hurt
really bad
lucan't: THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
it felt like my balls were bleeding
rororourboat: are you okay?
lucan't: it caused brain damage
woohoo: OVER THAT???
lucan't: yeah☺️
fucksleep: bro is so stupid he got brain damage from hitting his nutz too hard
hottielover69: i would never beat again💀💀
rororourboat: BEAT? thats not very nice
pussypower: i dont think he gets the slang
shotarolover_1000: shotaro dms
rororourboat: oh okok
tired: this is getting a bit out of hand
jiji: HI GUYSSS
dhyuck: OMG JISUNGGH
HIHII
jiji: HEYY
weed: why are they getting so hyped up over greetings...
dhyuck: because i miss jisung >:(
youngbutold: you literally saw him 2 hours ago...
i was there
dhyuck: HES TOO CUTE
jiji: hehe😊
pussypower: acting like his username does not mean dick in mandarin
dhyuck: yours is literally pussypower, bitch
pussypower: why are you bitching me? 🧐☕️
dhyuck: cuz you're being mean to jisung
weed: lets move on from unnecessary conversations
dhyuck: shut up yangyang
weed: 😱
tired: Calm down, Donghyuck.
weed: kun to the rescue
dhyuck: ughh fine
lucan't: guys i tried to cook the dog food for fun with hendery
we burned it...
weed: eat it
youngbutold: do not eat it
pussypower: im ab to beat all your asses
dhyuck: bro lucas respond
youngbutold: oh my gosh...
fucksleep: dw guys
he's throwing up
pussypower: how are you gonna follow up "dw" with "hes throwing up"
youngbutold: right...
fucksleep: wait hold up
i gotta go
dhyuck: good luck with that💀💀
boomingsystem: how to get rid of ppl
youngbutold: what
boomingsystem: die
youngbutold: HUH???
taeyong :((
boomingsystem: what do you want?
youngbutold: nvm im not gonna play innocent
why tf are you attacking me for😒
boomingsystem: did you know im so hot, yeah?
dhyuck: seems pretty drunk to me
boomingsystem: donghyuckkk☺️
dhyuck: fatherrr
pussypower: what is this...
tired: im tired of lurking
im going to sleep
weed: goodnight kun
sleep well!
tired: thanks, you too
jiji: night~
pussypower: have sweet dreams
hottielover69: what do i do if jungwoo just spilled pie all over my bed
woohoo: thats my bad🥲🥲
hottielover69: oh my gosh...
i cant stay mad at you for long😮💨
dhyuck: eat the pie off the bed tbh
cant waste good food
weed: agreed
pussypower: lucas and hendery cooked dog food, lucas ate it and started throwing up, taeyong is drunk (not confirmed), and jungwoo spilled a pie on yuta's bed
what next...
dhyuck: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS
WHAT THE FUCK
NONON9
NO
NO
NO
NO
jiji: what
dhyuck: NO
NO
NO
NO
MY EYES
MY INNOEVNT EYES
pussypower: doubt your eyes are innocent but okay
boomingsystem: hyuckk whats wrong?? :((
dhyuck: i saw jaemin
hottielover69: such an overreactor
dhyuck: he was naked
jiji: oh
hottielover69: HAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pussypower: THIS IS SO FUNYN OT ME
weed: bro started spelling backwards
dhyuck: THIS IS TRAUMATIZING FOR MY EYES
jaemindez: IM SO SORRY
TJIS IS SO EMBARRASING
IM DRESSED NOW THOUGH
dhyuck: i dont think i can ever face you again
jaemindez: im so sorry
weed: did he actually just walk out buttnaked???
jaemindez: I THOUGHT NOVODY WAS HERE
dhyuck: WELL I OBVIOUSLY WAS
jaemindez: I KNOW
IM SORRY
boomingsystem: lets just sleep it off guys~~
dhyuck: yeah...i'll try to sleep
weed: 💀💀
pussypower: good idea
night every1
jiji: goodnight!
jaemindez: night...
woohoo: night🌙
hottielover69: sweet dreams guys
dhyuck: yeah...goodnight..
boomingsystem: goodnight everyone☺️🫂🫂
