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💬🍋Karl Heisenberg🍋💬

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) 

It took Karl a while to getting use to giving instead of just taking, he enjoys rubbing your thighs and anywhere that is tense after a good few rounds. His absolute favorite thing to do with you is pulling you out of him and hugging you close, male, female, or not he'll give you the same type of after care. But if he bit you to hard hard he'll get rubbing alcohol to clean it out.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Your thighs, thick, thin, average he loves to sink his teeth into them and leave noticeable hickeys, he always makes sure to at least squeeze them once a day.

His arms, he's absolutely proud of his build and he loves carrying you around, his favorite position is holding you by the legs while standing up, he feels like it shows you that HE'S the one in charge and he could pick you up with ease.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's up for anything, he wants you to feel safe, secure and comfortable. But if given permission he loves to shove his cock between your thighs and cum between them. He loves the feeling of how soft they are.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants to call you mommy/daddy and has a slightly mommy/daddy kink, but he's afraid to admit it in fear that you'll find it weird or shame him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Absolutely not, he had no fucking clue what he was doing until he discovered play boy magazines. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Karl loves pinning you to the wall while your legs wrap around his waist, he loves how venerable you are during that time.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Depends on how he's feeling, if he's in a great mood he'll do somethings that will make you laugh, if he's in a good mood then he'll just try to make you smile, if he had a rough day then he enjoys listening to your moans to make him feel better.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Karl refused to shave, its not that he doesn't have a razer it's just that he doesn't trust one near that region, but he won't mind shaving another area like his arms or legs, etc.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The first time he tried to he as romantic as possible, of course he didn't know how to he romantic during sex so the second time you just let him do what please him, but after about 5 times of doing this he becomes very romantic and flirty.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When he's in a bad mood he enjoys jerking off, especially if you send/took pics of yourself for him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a huge chasing Kink, his dream is to chase you around his factory or the village and when he catches up he'll fuck your brains out. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his factory, in a abandoned villagers house, near Moreau's place (To taunt him), the grave yard, docks, Lycans lair.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you bent over and accidentally show ass, when you press your chest up against his, when you scream, when your scared, when you get mad at someone, when you wear anything revealing. 

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Hurting you, not even spanking, the closes he could ever do is squeeze your thighs, even then he wouldn't leave a bruise besides hickeys and bites.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving, he loves having you on his shoulders while he eats or suck you out.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Again Depends on his mood, but half the time he's rough but slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he has to attend a family meeting he'll do a Quickie so he smells of sex, it makes Mother Miranda uncomfortable and usually releases him early. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's willing to fuck you out in the open, he loves getting a BJ from you in Lady D's garden, extra points if she walks in.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

A maximum of 4, he maybe a Lord but he still has human energy.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, but he dreams of making some so he can use them against you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He absolutely loves teasing you, he enjoys making your lower half all wet but he hates when he's the one getting teased.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He only made grunts the first time for he was afraid to moan in fear that you'd find it weak, but you assure him that him moaning shows he's enjoying himself. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He absolutely loves it when you sit on his face, he'll practically faint if you wear thighs highs along with it. He also enjoys cockwarming too, especially during a cold winter.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

Only above average, around 6½ inches in length and 3 inches wide.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's very touched starved, so if he's able to he'll leave his cock inside you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

When your asleep and he knows your okay, he'll go to bed too.