Haida x Male Reader

United Front

Y/n POV:
"Why me?! You boys are such scaredy-cats. Grow a pair of balls already." We're right now at work. What I mean by we, I mean Haida and I, are right now begging Momo to go speak to him. "Please! We've tried almost everything!" Begged Haida. "The boy has proven thou ist a menance." Momo rolled her eyes. "No. I'll speak to him when I want too. You two need to learn to grab some big boy pants and figure out the problem." We watched as Momo walked away. We both looked at each other and sighed. "We're screwed." We both said.

We eventually told Retsuko what happened, now we have a 3rd ally. We ALL then told Fenneko about it. Since Haida was on our side now, Fenneko is going to observe what's going on. That makes almost the whole gang. Keep forgetting Momo is now kinda in our gang. But she refuses to help us cause she's a freaking bitch.

We had a plan to get other workers to speak with Anai since he's in beast mode. Momo, who by the way, is SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, who won't even ask a simple question. Momo is the ONLY one that Anai had good relations to, and Momo is refusing to use that for us, at all. Bro why.

Our first worker was intact. Retsuko first went up to Tsunoda, who was complaining about this whole situation. Doesn't she usually kiss ass all the time though? Fenneko and Retsuko the got her to do it with her "cutesy charm" and we all watched what was gonna happen.

"Hey there Anai!~" Anai with an unimpressed face, averted his attention to her. Momo who was right next to him glanced as well and glared at her. Can tell she kinda dislikes her, just a bit. "Oh wow! Look at all this paper work! I hope that somebody can fill it out~" She said making that "face". "Good luck with that." Anai said unimpressed. Bro isn't a simp.

"You are right here, if you could help out that would be amazing!~" "Is it something that I absolutely have to do?" "Have to? I bet you the answer is no~" he then switched on like a light switch and muttered stuff that I couldn't hear.

She then came back looking m i s e r a b l e. She didn't say anything to us as she just walked away. DAMN THAT BAD BRO. "Even Tsunoda struck out." Said Retsuko. "Can't tell if I should be happy cause that's probably what she gets." Retsuko slightly punched me in the shoulder as I smirked at her. "I think it was about time to pull out the PIG guns." Said Fenneko. Pig guns-

"This is Fenneko! Bring out the asset and retreat to cover!" She said as she grabbed out a walkie talkie from out of no where. Wonder who's she speaking too. We watched as Ton glitched spawned from the ceiling and waited for something to happen. Ton was in the "usual" smile and grabbed Anai by the shoulders. "Anai! You uh, getting the hang of things around here?!" He said. "Yeah..I get it more or less." He responded. "Yay! That mean's you'll have to start pulling some weight around here won't cha?" Ton quickly changed to his usual meancing face.

That's when Anai switched on again and started to mutter to him now. Bro, he's the freaking boss. Is he for real gonna tell the CEO or some shit. Once again, he started spitting complaints at the boss and all I could make out was him running to the coffee room while hearing him sobbing. "It didn't work! The pig guns were totally ineffective." Said Komiya through Fenneko's mic. Welp. We're screwed.

We continued on with our day, keeping our distance away from Anai. We went to the break room where we looked for more ideas for the Yakisoba stand. "Cool, found a Yakisoba griddle." Haida said as I peeked at his phone. "Nice. That's useful." I commented. "17,000 yen for a two day rental." He said reading the prices. "Why for so long? It's a one day event." Said Retsuko. "Gonna need time to set it up aren't we?" Haida asked. "True." I said.

"So, we're really gonna do this without Anai?" Asked Fenneko. "Seems like our only option. After all, Momo refuses to help us." I said. "We've pretty much thrown everyone we had on him." Added Haida. "Not even Ton can break him. Unless some tactical genius falls to our laps, we're pretty much screwed."Said Fenneko. I nodded with her as I continued to research.