Haida x Male Reader

The New Hires Named Anai and Momo

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What the hell. Momo?! My younger sister?! Why the hell is she calling me? More importantly, HOW did she get my number? "Hold up, how did you get my number?!" I exclaimed. "Man, after all those years, you're still a big dummy. I got it from mom of course!" Oh. "What do you mean "you're coming?!" "I'm coming to your town of course! My job sucked in mine, so I thought I could go see my older brother who's has the WORST life decisions in possibly anyone." I sighed in annoyance. Don't believe that nice and cute tone of voice, Momo is a literal DEMON that my mother birthed. She pretty much ruins my chances with anyone or any place "unintentionally". With past girlfriends, jobs, and SHES ANNOYING AS FU-

"For your information midget, I'm working in an accounting department AND I'm about to at a coffee shop." I corrected. "Two jobs? Let me guess, your payment on your bills are low and not making money on either of them." I heard her chuckle. I felt my blood boil, HOW- "Listen you little brat! Tell me the REAL reason your coming over here!" I yelled. "Okay okay. I'm coming cause I got offered for my assitence in some accounting department. I'm here to fill these people up cause some weak ass bitches can't handle counting numbers. I heard from our old lady saying  that you work there and what better way to rub how broke and stupid you are is to come to your job and rub it in your ugly face in front of your friends, if you made any knowing you." I nearly dropped my phone. SHES ONE OF THE NEW HIRES-?!

I faceplanted and groaned into my couch. I then thought and smirked for a sec, realizing how our company was, she would probably get fired in a day with her bratty attitude. "You'll sure love our boss then, he HATES women. Especially ones with bratty attitudes like yours." She chuckled evilly. "Please! I'm a professional woman modeler. I was also working in a HUGE company. This boss of your will come bowing before me at my feet. I'll kick some sense into that man head of his if he dares to bitch with me or other women." I sighed. "I guess that's good." "Anyways~ I'll be coming later tonight. I'm staying at your place till your poor company doesn't need me anymore." W h a t.

"I'm sorry, excuse me. W h a t do you mean your coming to my place?" "Well, I'm not staying at some shitty hotel. I don't want to waste my money on some 3 star reviewed one. HOPEFULLY, your place isnt as filthy as it was when you were living with us." I groaned. "I'm sorry your majesty, I don't remember agreeing on letting you stay cause you need a 5 star rating room." "Oh. Your place isn't a 5 star. THATS for damn sure, but I wouldn't want to be here sitting with some poor bitches." I smirked. "Aw~ so you miss me then??" I said. "Ugh! No! I'm here to make you my maid so you better get your ass up before I get over there. Anyways..byeee~" She said immediately hanging up the phone.

I groaned into my couch pillow. Knowing I would have to walk her TO MY JOB. Thinking of having her is a night mare. She's even worse then Tsunoda. Well, except the part she doesn't take shit from men. That was useful when protecting her from boys when we were younger. That demon doesn't even need protecting though as she literally walks on men.

Not a moment later, I heard my door opened. Not even a knock god damn. "IM HOME~~" she hummed. I got up from the couch immediately and observed her since I haven't seen her in a couple years. What she looks like: She basically looks like me, short as hell (as she always was), she's wearing her usual girly shades and tight skirts, she was wearing a jean jacket and white T-shirt.

"Here!" She said dropping her bags in my arms. I grunted realizing how heavy they were. What the hell is she carrying, dung bells? "That's just all my limited edition Gucci clothing, I got more in the trunk. Go on now. You were never the gentleman type, probably why you couldn't get bitches." She said looking at her phone. I placed her bags in the guest room and huffed in annoyance. "Your welcome." I said sarcastically.

I grabbed her bags from her trunk, from her FERRARI- I continued to place her heavy ass bags into the guest room while I saw her looking around. "Your place is cute! Small..and..clean surprisingly." She said scanning everything. She then went upstairs to Im guessing my room where she's going. I ran up knowing how dirty it was, I don't want to hear her complaining. "Wait you don't want to go in there." I said as she touched the door knob. "Hm~ I think I do." She smirked and opened my door.