Haida x Male Reader

Walking down the Aisle

Y/n:
I wake up earlier then I expected. It was 6:30 in the morning. I did my morning routine and headed downstairs to see Haida sleeping on the couch. Right. He fell asleep in my car last night. I went to my kitchen carefully but swiftly and just decided to grab some hard boiled eggs in my fridge for breakfast, not wanting to wake him up. I sat down on a stool and went on Instagram while eating.

I scrolled through some pictures and saw something about weddings posted. I won't lie, it would be nice to get married, but...I'm not looking for love right now, just want to focus on my Billings and paying the apartment fee. I then heard groaning from the couch, assuming Haida's awake.

"Morning sunshine." I said putting my phone down. "Y/N..hey..! That's my line. And why am I at your place?" "You slept in my car bozo." I tossed him an hard boiled egg at him and he caught with it almost slipping out of his hand. I smirked. "Dig in. Didn't feel like cooking." I lied. Haida bit into the egg and looked at my clock next to the TV. Realizing we weren't late he relaxed.

I grabbed some more eggs from the fridge and just ate them from the container at this point. "Hey, wanna know something?" I heard Haida ask. "Shoot." "Nothing in particular, but this kinda reminds me when we were roommates back in college." I chuckled. I remember how I would always have to take Haida back from the bar. He would usually be stupid when he's drunk but sometimes he was also sober as well. The weirdest drunk incident was probably when he was being flirty when we were celebrating my hiring but we don't talk about that.

"Yeah fun times bring you home every drunk incident." "I wasn't drunk though." Haida said annoyingly. "Close enough." I smirked while he rolled his eyes. "Anyways, you should probably get-welp shit. I forgot he doesn't have his clothes, only the clothes from yesterday. Eh whatever, he's going to just get dressed at work anyways. "That would be great if I had my stuff." He said as if he just read my mind. I pondered for a sec. "Hold up, I think I got an extra toothbrush. I don't got anything else though." "Uh..you think..you maybe got a hoodie I can borrow." I felt my body stiffen as he said that. WHY. "Uh yeah sure."

I managed to find an extra toothbrush in the cabinet and gave him one of my hoodies. I waited for him to come out and decided to just play on my switch console. I then felt a hand on my head. My body froze as I looked up to see Haida. "What's up." "Bro what the hell, where did you come from?!" I got up and saw him. In my hoodie. I felt my face turn red slightly. BUT WHY IS MY QUESTION. "We should probably get going, it's already 7:05." I got out of my trance and nodded. "Yeah let's go."

We drove to the building and made our separate ways since our lockers are ahem- fortunately, far away from each other. I got into my uniform and went out to my desk. Haida following behind saluted at me before walking to his desk. First thing I see going into the department was Retsuko acting like a robot with Ton and Tsubone taunting her. I saw Fenneko typing away on her computer. I sat by her while while starting my computer.

"What's up with Retsuko?" I asked. "She got called in to Tons desk and she hasn't been the same." She replied. I sighed. These bosses are treating her like a child man. Well, now she's acting like a robot. She came up to her desk with papers on her head as she typed away. "So...Retsuko." I said looking at her nervously. "Uh..what exactly happened when you got called to Tons desk. You look like a dead beat." "Private chats during work are prohibited." She said in a dead tone voice. Welp, we got replaced with a robot. "Okay then.." I replied. Even Fenneko looked weirded out as she watched Retsuko kept typing. "That bad huh?" She said.

Finally it was time for a break. Retsuko was still acting like a robot and Haida got introduced to it. I went up to the vending machine and grabbed canned coffee and a water bottle. "Hey Retsuko here." I said hoping to snap her out of it. To my surprise, she drank the whole thing and she was back to normal. Retsuko sighed then faceplanted to the table. "I just want to go home." She complained. "And she's back to her old self." Fenneko said. "Thank god." I replied.  "How come Retsuko was in robot mode?" Haida asked. "Don't know. She was kinda like that when I entered the department." I answered. "Whats up with you?" Haida asked Retsuko. "You've gone past serious to acting like a robot."