The Joke Book

#2

Ok there was a monkey and a lion and they were walking in the forest the monkey told the lion he was going to tell him a joke. So the monkey said...

"I can make it rain". So he started peeing on the lion.

Then the monkey said "I can make it thunder. "

The lion said "Yeah okayyy." So the monkey turned around and started farting in the lions face.

Last the monkey said "I can make the stars come out". The lion said "I'd like to see you try." Then the monkey kicked him in the ding ding and said "I told you I could make the stars come out.