THE road trip

Chapter 6

"Oh." I say. My mom brings me in for a hug but I kick her in the privates and as she bends over holding her crotch, I knee her in the head. "Oahahhahahhh." My mom is curled up in a ball on the ground. I run out of our hotel room. I see a castle out in the distance. Disney Land.

After I got over my tantrum, I told my mom sorry. Don't tell anyone but I secretly whispered not sorry to my self. My mom forgave me and we decided to get ready to go to the Disney parks.

Once we got back, I went to bed. I fell asleep quickly and woke up when my mom screamed, "GET UP YOU ASPIRINS!" We all groaned. Today is our second to last day in the magic world of Disney Land. After 2 days passed, we left. We were on the road by 2:00 and our next stop was L.A.

I knew it when we were there because I could see the enormous HOLLYWOOD sign. We took a left and went to our hotel. It was a nice hotel. That's the first, I thought. We got settled and went to check out the city. I kept thinking to myself about how I'm so glad the whole weed fiasco is over with. But then I also thought about how it wasn't so bad.

We found a kid friendly looking place to eat with a rainbow flag waving next to the door. The walls inside the restaurant were coated with stripes in a rainbow. There was a bar in the center that had happy guys flirting with each other. As soon as we walked in my mom automatically grabbed me and Jeremie and walked us back out.

"Why can't we go in there and eat Mom?" Jeremie asked. " This restaurant is too inappropriate for you two." My mom replied. "Ugh." My brother and I said at the same time.

We finally found an appropriate place to eat and we headed home.

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"WAKE UP YOU JEWS!" My mother screamed. I bolted up and immediately started getting ready. Anytime my mom uses the word "Jew" we know she isn't messing around.

Once we were finished getting breakfast, we headed out for our last day in Cali. We visited shops and we even went to the beach. I wore my favorite bikini to tan in. My dad and my bother and I played croquet. I won, as usual. We also went to see the little rocks that were cut out in the shapes of stars that lay on the ground. I took a picture with the Shrek one.

We eventually came back to eat dinner and get to bed early for an early start in the morning.

I woke up and immediately started crying.