THE road trip

Chapter 9

It was a long drive from California to Hawaii. Especially when we went through the clear blue water. My mom was really claustrophobic so she kept hold of the handle on the roof of the car.

"Mom really?" I say.
"I'm just not feeling swell Hun." My mom confesses.
"You're so over dramatic Mom..." I say rolling my eyes.

She eventually barfed up blood and we had to make a detour at the hospital in Oregon. They gave her some medication and, luckily, we were back on the road again.

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I knew we were in Hawaii we I saw a sign that read:

HAWAII

I took a picture of the sign and posted it on Instagram and tagged my mom, dad, and my brother. I also posted a picture of me and my bro taking a selfie underwater. It was sick.

The reason we can go underwater in our car is because my parents had gotten in a wreck when I was 3. It didn't hurt them, but it hurt the car. They had to go get their car fixed at the shop. They had a coupon for 100% off your car fix or you could get a used car that had been updated to be used underwater like a submarine for 4200 extra mula. My parents obviously got the submarine deal. So that's why if you were wondering.

It was gonna take 3 hours to get to the hotel, so I started a blog. It's called:

lets/talk/about/jaja.swagattack.orggggg.org.

It's got everything thing about me. Like my social security number. I was so excited to start using it. All kinds of people asked me about Heroine, Kevin, my mom, Jeremie. I felt so popular! It felt so different. Although, I keep getting these weird comments that have 10 numbers. Like there's A LOT of them.

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When we reached he hotel, we checked in. Guess what the name of the hotel was? IT'S CALLED SEAHORSE TOWN!!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!! Other guys might think it's fruity, but I think it's absolutely adorable!

We checked in and our room number is 422. After seeing the name of the hotel, the room number is cute too! Our hotel was on the bottom floor with a porch! It was pretty nice. I walked in and looked around. Suddenly something hit me. This was our last stop on the road trip. I should cry, I get whatever I want when I cry, I think. Maybe not, it's my birthday tomorrow, I gotta enjoy it while I can.