[DISCONTINUED] Rainbow Friends (The Villian) Arc and Some Derpy Headcanons

Joke: Blue goes on a dinner date

THIS ISNT A BLUE X GREEN I SWEAR- 🥲

Waiter: Hello sir, and ma'm-... welcome to fancy McDonald's. How may I service you today.

Blue: I want Big Fancy Nancy Mac- and a soda

Green: I didn't agree to this.. :C

Blue: TO BAD- order or starve >:C

Green: I-...

Green: What's on the menu?

Blue: YOU CANT SEE IT-? WHAT ARE YOU- BLIND?!

Green: >:O

Green: BOI I AM- THAT WHY I CANT SEEE-

Blue: FINE SHE'LL GET A MAC AND CHEESE

Green: I AM A HE- (idk if they are or not but I think their pronouns are he/they/it)

Blue: SHUT UP-

Green: NO-

Waiter: Will that be all sir?

Blue: Yes.

Green: I hate you >:C

Blue: I love you too- (platonically)

Green: That's gay-

Blue: Ikr.

The waiter comes with their food

Waiter: Here you go. And will that be all?... or are you going to pay.

Blue: Here I have red's credit card :)

Green: Where did you even get that-

Blue: From his room-

Green: Cool-... I guess-..

Blue starts eating before green just shoves the whole bowl of Mac and cheese in his mouth.

Blue: MANNERS >:C

Green: I ate the whole thing already tho-

Blue: Then take it out-

Green: Wha-

Blue: BOI IMA STICK MY NONEXISTENT FINGERS IN UR THROAT-

Green: GOD HAVE MERCY-

Blue: NAH GOD DONT GIVE MERCY CUZ IMA BOUGHT TO ROCK UR A-S

Green: STAWP ACTING SO GAY BRO-

Blue: SHUSHHH THEM BLUE X GREEN WRITERS MIGHT SEE THIS >: C (I don't ship this but I respect it. However I'm not sure why people ship it but okay- anyways continue)

Green: AHHHHHHH

Insert blue aggressively shaking green somehow

Waiter: I have come back with your rec-... receipt....

Waiter: I see you- your already busy so... I'm just going to put the check and you can just leave when your done...

The two stare ominously at the waiter, both hungry for fl3$h for some odd reason. However they didn't know what they were doing because soon... they were going to do something that they might regret.

WARNING: VERY G0R3¥ SKIP UNTIL U SEE A LINE LIKE THIS "————" OKI-

Green smashed the waiter's face on the walls as he tore his head, as bl00d dripped from his head, both ate his body parts

—————-

You are back from that very gruesome scene 🥲....

Blue and Green come back to conscious before realizing they f—cking murdered the waiter. As blue stares in shock from the "ketchup" spread on the floor while green is confused. Blue soon realize that it wasn't something that they caused. It was a virus of some sort.....

???: Perfect. My experiment has worked. 

???? - X

Make the rainbow friends kill people: v/

???? - X

??? - X

???: Now... let's get back to it.. Shall we reader? :)...

Blue: .... what.

Green: ?? Wh- what happened?...

Blue: So much "ketchup" .... on the ground...

Green: What....?

Blue: I think we "oofed" a person....

Green: ........ how? I thought red stopped the experiments...

Blue: Idk...

Green: let's.. j-just leave...

Blue: Yeah...

The two walk out and sigh.

A/N: Erin here! Ty to all my readers for reading my book- however- you should realize that at the end of these chapters- starting from amoung us part 2- there will be backward words you will have to read on the bottom- if you piece them together- you might get some lore detailing from the villian arc of ?? Anyways... See ya!

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