[DISCONTINUED] Rainbow Friends (The Villian) Arc and Some Derpy Headcanons

Joke: Rainbow Friends works at McDonalds-

Blue: Welcome to Burger King- how may I help you-

Customer 1: I thought this was a McDonald's-

Blue: ... No it isn't

Customer 1: Yes it is-

Blue: NO IT ISNT

Customer 1: YES IT IS

Blue: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Customer 1: I JUST WANT A BIG MACCCCC

Meanwhile in the kitchen

Purple: Yo Green we need a Big Mac-

Green: Oki

Purple: And a kids meal-

Green: K?..

Purple: And a thing called a McFlurry

Green: Wha-

Purple: I mean you know how to make it... right?

Green: Y-Yeah..

Purple leaves the kitchen

Green: Uh.. how do you make a Big Mac again?..

Green: And what tf did he say about a "kids" meal and a mcfloofy-... ;-;

Green: .... I can figure that out-.. 

He searches around and finds some burger buns and lettuce

Green: Big Mac.. uhhhh...

Purple: YO GREEN WE GOT AN ANGRY KAREN OVER HERE-

Green: IM TRYING TO MAKE A BIG MAC SHUT THE F—CK UP

Purple: IDC YOUR SWITCHING ROLES WITH ORANGE

Green: FINE I HATED THIS JOB ANYWAYS >:C

Back to the drive through

Red: Miss- not to be rude or anything but why tf do you need 100 fries

Girl: Because I can 

Red: I know- but what's the occasion-

Girl: For myself- dUh

Red: Gurl this ain't a all you can eat buffet-

Girl: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT-

Red: No ma'm I'm just stating the facts that weren't stated before-

Girl: UGH IM LEAVING 

Red: Idc b——tch 

At the Cashier where green is now working at

Green: Alright will that be all-

Girl 2: Mhm!

Green: Alright that will be...

Green: .... uh.... one sec!-

Girl 2: Okay?

Green's POV

Green: .... where is the cashier-

Green: eh- ima press random buttons :P 

Back to Reality

Green: uhhh your total is 14 dollars-

Girl: But I used a coupon-

Green: UHHH NEXT-

Kitchen LOL

Purple: Orange...

Orange: I ate everything. 

Purple: IK IM NOT BLIND-

Green: AY- I heard that >:C

Purple: sorry-

Orange: But I was hungry :C

Purple: yeah- but you didn't have to eat like are whole food supply

Orange: *sniff* 

Purple: uh oh..

Orange: *insert very loud screech*

Purple: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blue: What happen :d

Purple: Orange ate all the food we had-

Blue: O- Well we have more- right? 

Purple: Nope

Blue: WELL S——T - B #### A S #### 

Purple: STAWP SWEARING OML-

Green: GUYS I THINK I BROKE THE CASHIER

Purple: HOW TF DO YOU MESS IT UP

Green: IDK I COULDNT SEE IT SO I JUSST PRESSED RANDOM BUTTONS

Green: NOW THE MACHINE JUST EXPLODED 

Purple: OH COME ON

Red: You guys suck at working at an establishment 

Purple: Says you >:C

Blue: WUT WE GONNA DO

Green: Well I mean everything ends good in those Disney movies- and-..

Purple: WELL THIS AINT A DISNEY MOVIE

Green: Okay :'D

A/N: Yo- this book reached 300 reads- nice! Anyways I wanted to make this skit and honestly- comment down below if I should make a part 2- since I'm going to finish up that blue but he's Smert joke skit and finish this one so ye-