[DISCONTINUED] Rainbow Friends (The Villian) Arc and Some Derpy Headcanons

Red was busy- ima fill in his zombie apocalypse and his other thing

Red in a zombie apocalypse: Probably might survive if he had chemicals or something to throw to burn the zombies with- like acid for example. If he didn't have anything then he's proetty much good at guns/knifes. If he has ABSOLUTELY nothing- then he's screwed.

Red:

"He reminds me of a tadpole" - (from a random comment I found on yt-)

His name is literally his SKIN- WT IN THE ACTUAL F-

Your local science teacher 

Strict as fuck

Smert boi

23/7 busy most of the time

Hates your mom jokes (JOKE)

"I'm busy" - Which is what he says 23/7 

Ik ya'll red simps probably here but.. like

If he ever isn't busy then he would either watch a movie with you, or cuddle with you. If you wanna get romantic then kiss okay?! OKAY (aggressively shakes Y/N /JOKE ACTUALLY IM SORRY-) He enjoys your comfort after a long day of work and ye- He's also kinda a tsudere-

(A/N: Author here! Ty for 1.8k reads- honestly I'm glad ya'll enjoy this book- sorry I didn't include red because of how BUSY HE IS >:C anyways I hope you enjoyed and I will see ya next time. Bye, Ciao, Adios, Goodbye

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