[DISCONTINUED] Rainbow Friends (The Villian) Arc and Some Derpy Headcanons

Green bakes a Pizza (Normal Right?)

Green: Hello everyone! Welcome to me cooking show :D

Green: Today were going to make pizza! I think a pepperoni would be delicious :).- if I knew how to bake it- I MEAN- I can bake it! H-haha-...

(Green can't bake but he's doing it for the show-)

Green: Okie! So first- we get some Icecream, and Ghost peppers... then you mix it all in a bowl and eat it-... I think-

Blue: CUT-

Green: WHAT 

Blue: WHERE THE KETCHUP- >:C

Green: BUT I THOUGHT WE MAKING PIZZA-

Blue: BOI U SUPPOSED TO PUT DOUGH, TOMATO SAUCE, CHEESE, AND OTHER CONDIMENTS TO GO ALONG WITH IT AND SOME MAYONNAISE WITH MUSTARD ALONG WITH SOME ROCKS WITH THE PIZZA- GOTTA BE CRUNCHY

Green: Oh okie! :)

Blue: >:C

Time skip:

Blue: BRUH

Green: It smells like burn't rubber- (Btw I headcanon blue is made of rubber of something since he smooth as sh- but if you want him with fur than but " burn't fur ")

Blue: MAH HAND- IT ON FIRE

Green: *sniff* it smells like a hotdog

Blue: GET IT OUT-

Green: OKAY-

Green: WHICH ONE-

Blue: WDYM

Green: IT'S EITHER BLACK OR BLACK (not the racist way people- Bc Black Lives Matter) 

Blue: IT'S BLUE

Green: OKAY *picks up red*

Blue: DUDE THATS LAVA

Green: HERE 

Green splashes the lava on Blue's face on accident only to realize he could hear more sizzling going on in front of him.

Green: .. uh... I think I did the wrong one..

Blue: YA THINK-

Orange: OOO BURNT BLUE ARM-

Orange: NOM

Blue: MY ARM-

Orange: NOM NOM NOMMMMMMM

Before blue's eyes his arm was gone in a flash revealing a endo of his left arm.

Blue: HOLY SH-

Green: !Technical issues! :d

Timeskip to later:

Red: Ya'll burned the whole kitchen down.. Red sighs to himself.

Blue: Orange at my left arm >:C

Orange: It tasted like a hotdog- and smelled like one too-

Red: And whose fault was burning the whole kitchen down? He raises an eyebrow, as he glances at the three.

Blue: It was Green-

Orange: yUh

Green: I was trying to bake a pizza :d 

Red: Bro how do you mess that up-

Green sighs in disbelief before ripping out his googly eyes 

Red: Right-..

Green: HOW COME YA'LL FORGET- THERES ALREADY 24 CHAPTERS IN THIS HEADCANON BOOK AND YA'LL HAVEN'T REALIZED OR REMEMBERED >:C

Orange: Aren't you just breaking the fourth wall...

Green: I-...

Red: You know what.. forget it.., I'll pay for the damage ya'll caused... Red facepalms to himself before leaving the theater to clean up the mess that they made.

Green: Tea party?

Blue: NO-

Green: *SNIFF* okay... :C

Purple: Ooo sure!

Green: Yay-! :D