Disney Robin Hood X Reader

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Y/N POV:

The three of us were now running toward what to me looked like Prince John's royal coach. I got dressed in a pair of black trousers then I put a red top on which stopped above my stomach. After that I tied a black bandana over my ears then continued running. I could see Little John getting into a pair of pink bloomers with white polka dots. Robin pulled a blue greenish dress on, he was also wearing a red polka dot bandana with a black wig poking out. Little John placed a blonde wig on his, while Robin clipped on a pair of earrings. The three of us were closer to the coach and were leaning against a tree. There were trumpeting elephants near the front.

"Now what about that for luck, it's only a circus, a peanut operation." Little John scowled. I frowned at him, so did Robin.

"Peanuts? Why you dunce, that's the royal coach. It's Prince John himself," Robin explained. I grinned wickedly and laughed under my breath.

"Excited Y/N?" Robin smiled, I grinned at him.

"Absolutely, if anything this only makes it even better." I smiled at him, he smiled at me, and I felt a slight blush on my cheeks.

"Prince? Wait a minute, there's a law against robbing royalty. I'll catch you lovebirds later," Little John said, trying to leave. Being called a lovebird with Robin made blush profusely, Robin on the other hand ignored him and ran in front of him stopping him.

"What and miss this chase to perform before royalty?" Robin exclaimed theatrically.

"Come on LJ it'll be fun," I tried convincing him.

"Ugh, here we go again," he said, defeatedly. The three of us jumped in front of the coach and began screaming to get their attention.

"Oo-De-Lally! Oo-De-Lally! Fortune tellers!" I screeched in a high pitched voice.

"Fortunes, forecasts, lucky charms!" Little John bellowed.

"Get to know your horoscope," Robin smiled.

"Fortune tellers, how droll. Stop the coach," Prince John said.

Robin POV:

The three of us all curtsied to the "King".

"My dear ladies, you have my permission to kiss the royal hands, whichever you like first." Prince John said, holding his hands out. I smiled gleefully as I took his ring off his finger and said:

"Mm, oh how gracious. Hmm generous," I buttered up. I saw Little John kissing all three of his rings and sucking the gems out of their sockets.

"And may I?" the prince asked Y/N. She smiled sweetly and held her hand out, he smiled and kissed. Meanwhile she unclipped a necklace in the back of his neck and pulled it off. I felt jealous almost when Prince John kissed her hand. Luckily I knew it meant nothing to her. I saw Sir Hiss hissing in Prince John's ear luckily he got a knot tied well out of his body. And was thrown into a basket.

"Suspicious Snake," I could hear the Prince mutter.

"Masterfully done your excellency, now close your eyes and concentrate. Close your eyes tight shut no peeking sire," I said, leaning down and eyeing a sack of gold coins at Prince John's feet. "From the mists of time come forth spirits, yoo-hoo," I said to Little John and Y/N.

Y/N POV:

Just outside I was tying a crystal ball with fireflies inside it to a string on a stick Little John was holding.

"You're all set," I whispered.

"Okay little fireflies, glow babies, glow," Little John said, letting them inside the coach. Then we both began to listen to the inside of the coach. We heard Robin buttering up Prince John calling him; handsome, regal, majestic, loveable, and telling him he had a cuddly face. Little John and I gave each other faces of disbelief. Prince John began to feel very special and which only inflated his already massive ego. I made a face of disgust wrapping my hands around my throat and making a choking sound, Little John silently laughed at my mannerisms.

After a few minutes Robin dropped a sack of coins into my arms. I gave it to Little John who put it in his fake breasts. We rounded the coach and I looked down at the wheels on the coach.

"LJ look, these are solid gold hubcaps," I grinned evilly.

"Have you got your dagger?" he asked, I pulled it out it was a plain dagger with a blue handle, i moved toward the first wheel and removed the first hubcap, then the second.

"Oo-de-Lally, Y/N look the jackpot," LJ pointed out to me. Silently the two of us crept in underneath the treasure chest with six locks on it. I stuck the dagger into the treasure chest and began to use it as a makeshift drill. Making a hole I pulled the dagger out as LJ opened his breasts again, letting all of the coins drop into his dress. I smiled wickedly as we walked away. Suddenly a rhinoceros guard looked up and spotted me and LJ. Suddenly he wolf whistled at LJ who started acting all like he was very interested. I stifled a laugh when he waved at the guard flapping his eyelashes at him. While we were on the other side of the coach I removed the other two hubcaps and put them inside LJ's dress. Once we were round the coach we started to run back to the front of it. Suddenly Robin ran into LJ and the two of them quickly gathered up all of the coins they'd dropped, picking up as many as they could and putting them in the dress and a sack respectively. I placed handfuls of coins in my pockets, while I was doing this I noticed that somehow Robin had stolen Prince John's robe. The three of us then raced away, LJ in the lead followed by Robin, and then me. We raced past a glaring Prince John who was standing there in his crisp white underwear, he looked very bewildered as we ran past him. Robin cackled as I said:

"Great new look on you, thumbsucker," I said, smirking. Prince John looked at his underwear then looked back up again.

"Robbed! I've been robbed!" he bellowed out loud.

"Oo-de-Lally! Oo-de-Lally!" Robin bellowed as LJ held onto the back of the robe.

"Fortunes, forecasts, lucky charms!" LJ added.

"Get them all right here!" I finished giggling.

"After them you fools!" Prince John commanded. Suddenly all the guards began to run after the three of us. Last I looked back Prince John had fallen out of his own coach and instead into a massive puddle of mud. I laughed and continued to run back to where Robin and LJ lived, deep in the Sherwood forest.