Disney Robin Hood X Reader

8

At the gallows the two vultures (Trigger and Nutsy) were working on the gallows, making sure there'd be no mechanical problems. The Sheriff was below them tying on the rope.

"Well, Trigger, everything's rigged up and all set," the Sheriff smiled.

"Yep. It's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff."

"Oh Sheriff don't ya reckon we'd oughta give that there trap door a test?" Nutsy suggested, pulling on the lever and making the Sheriff fall.

"'Criminently.' Now I know why your mama called ya Nutsy," Sheriff said, irritated. A "peddler couple" walked past:

"Alms. Alms for the poor," said the male one.

"Do me old ears hear the melodious voice of the sheriff?" the female one said.

"That's right old lady," the Sheriff grinned widely.

"What be goin' on here?" the male one asked.

"We're gonna hang Friar Tuck," the Sheriff answered nonchalantly.

"No! Hang Fri... Um, hang Friar Tuck?" the male lepper exclaimed as he lifted up his glasses nearly revealing the fact they were actually Robin Hood and Y/N.

"You betcha. At dawn. And maybe it'll even be a triple hangin'." Nutsy said.

"Shh! Shh! Dummy up, you dummy," Trigger said holding Nutsy's beak.

"A triple hangin', eh?" Robin asked.

"Who be the other two who get the rope?" Y/N asked.

"Sheriff, they're gettin' too-all fired nosy," Trigger said, shoving his crossbow at Robin.

"We didn't mean nothing. But, um, couldn't there be trouble if Robin Hood showed up?" Y/N asked.

"Well, what do ya know, Sheriff? She half guessed it the only thing she didn't note was the fact that the maiden Y/N would also be hanged if she showed up," Nutsy chuckled.

"Nutsy, button your beak." Trigger hissed.

"Ah, no need to worry. The sheriff be too crafty, too clever, and too smart for the likes of him says I," Robin said, buttering up the sheriff who felt more and more pleased with himself.

"Ya hear that, Nutsy? For bein' blind, he sure knows a good man when he sees one. Heh... Says I," the Sheriff smiled.

"Sheriff, I still got a feelin' that those snoopy codgers know too much," Trigger said.

"Oh, shut up, Trigger. Their just harmless, and old beggars," the Sheriff reassured him.

"Alms. Alms for the poor. Alms. Alms for the poor," Robin and Y/N said, walking back toward the exit where Little John was waiting.

"Rob, Y/N/N. We can't let 'em hang Friar Tuck," Little John said, worried as Y/N and Robin took off their glasses.

"A jailbreak tonight, is the only chance he's got." Robin exclaimed as Y/N gasped.

"A jailbreak? There ain't no way you can get..." L.J started, before he was cut off.

"We've got to, Johnny, or Friar Tuck dies at dawn. You with me Y/N?"

"Absolutely," she replied, kissing his cheek.

Robin, Y/N, and Little John had crossed the moat in a small riverboat and were now using a ladder to get atop the castle wall. Y/N popped her head up first, she breathed a short sigh of relief when she saw the gallow was empty and the grounds were swarming with guards. Robin pointed down at a snoring Sheriff who had Trigger and Nutsy guarding him. The three of them got on the wall but Little John accidentally knocked some rocks over as the three of them ran off. They got on the roof of one of the straw houses, jumped down and were officially on the castle grounds. The trio leaned against the wall hiding from Trigger as he walked past them.