Percy Jackson pick up lines (Percy jackson fanfiction )[#wattys2016]

Drown or burn

Percy: technically I can't drown and it's hard to burn me. But I will say
drowning.but it is kind of embarrassing to die in your own domain.
Frank: BURNING ALIVE !
Leo: Hm Frank ? Is that an invitation?
Frank :NO!
Piper : Um.Probably drowning.
Jason : Drowning. Though it is shameful that water beats Jupiter
Nico : I don't care.
Hazel : I don't want to think about it.
Annabeth: Since, study says that drowning has lesser pain. I will go with
drowning then!