Percy Jackson pick up lines (Percy jackson fanfiction )[#wattys2016]

Brothers ?

Night at the museum meets percy jackson

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Ahkmenrah: Hey , my dad has a kingdom in Egypt

Percy : Mine owns all seas and oceans on earth

Ahkmenrah : I got a magic tablet

Percy : I got a magic sword that can turn into a pen

Ahkmenrah : I got an evil brother called kahmunrah who probably killed me

Percy : I got a evil brother called Polyphemus who tried to have me for snack. Honestly , there is sea salt in my blood , I don't think I will taste nice .

Annabeth : Seaweed brain ! Don't think that way !

Everyone : O-o

Ahkmenrah : um.. Anyway. We have so much similar points. We could be brothers!

Percy : Sure !

Jason : What about me , Percy !? *sob*

Everyone : O-0

*Percy gets a slap by Dexter * (P.S. WATCH THE VIDEO ABOVE!!! )

Everyone : O-0

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