Percy Jackson pick up lines (Percy jackson fanfiction )[#wattys2016]

Nickname for percy ?

Percy: why is it always me ?
Leo: Cuz you are the star,water boy !
Jason: No. its Kelp head !
Piper : Wrong! It's ocean breath!
Frank : It should be water brain !
Hazel : Sea prince ?
Annabeth: you are all wrong ! It should be seaweed brain.
Everyone : O.0