Oh God I'm so sorry for the unintended hiatus, I've been gone for like a month 0-o
I swear I'll get back into writing soon! I'm taking a little more time to get into school again and then I promise I'll get back to updating :3
In the meantime I've been generating some text posts for the characters of this book and will share some with you, as an apology (:
Hope you'll like them, feel free to comment XD
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Aza, driving Elias and Xavier: So how was your day?
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lias: We almost got surprise adopted!
Aza: What?
Xavier: We almost got kidnapped.
Aza: Oh, okay.
Aza: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
*The gang is having dinner together*
Aza: Elias, could you pass me the salt?
Elias: *throws Xavier across the table*
Veri: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Elias: Must be hard not to be able to laugh.
Veri: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Elias: I've never heard you laugh before.
Veri: I've never heard you say anything funny.
Veri: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.
Veri: *screams*
Elias: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Aza: Should we do something?!
Xavier, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Elias, pointing: May I sit here?
Cyrus: That's my lap.
Elias: That doesn't answer my question, Cyrus.
Aza: Xavier, keep an eye on Elias today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Xavier: Sure, I'd love to see Elias get punched.
Aza: Try again.
Xavier, sighing: I will stop Elias from getting punched.
Veri: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Veri*
Veri: Okay, are you like blind? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
*The gang is trying to con some random guy*
Aza: Um, Xavier, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Xavier: We need money!
Aza: You're scamming him?
Xavier: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Aza: What?! No way!
Xavier: Why not? We already stole Elias!
Elias: Hey guys.
Aza: No we didn't! Elias can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!
Elias: I wanna steal.
Cyrus: This is a mistake.
Elias, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Cyrus: But not today.
Elias, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's gonna be a mess.
Cyrus: Elias... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Elias: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Cyrus:
Cyrus: I wrote sanitize, Elias.
Elias: I've already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Cyrus: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
Aza: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Xavier: *turning to Elias* How tall are you?
Cyrus: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Elias: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Elias: Cyrus! My face is on fire!
Cyrus: Elias! Are you okay?!
Elias: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Cyrus: But your face is on fire.
Elias: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Veri: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Elias: *accidentally hits Cyrus in the face*
Elias: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry!' and 'Are you okay?'*
Elias: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Cyrus: What's wrong with you?!
Elias: What's up guys? I'm back.
Cyrus: What the- You can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Elias: Death is a social construct.
Elias: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Cyrus: Elias, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
And my personal favorite;
Elias, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me.
Veri, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Alrighty that's it for today! I hope this is enough for me to be forgiven for not providing you with an update (:
I'll be seeing you guys in the actual update next time! Have a great day/night, love youuu
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Death Before Defeat
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