I've been listening to this song^ for two hours straight.
Any wayyy here's some more bad grammar, that I don't plan on fixing 🥲Unedited
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Y/n pov:
'now that I think about it.... I was probably hallucinating the elf too.'
"Boo!" A familiar voice shouted right next to me.
"Miss me much?" He said in a flirtatious tone.BriIINnnGgg the alarm disturbed the increasingly awkward ambience.
"Ah, my brownies." I say in a monotone voice. I take long stride towards the kitchen, passing right by the hallucination."Hey! Don't ignore me!" He complained waving his arms in a comedic gesture.
"No." I slowly turn to him. "I'm hallucinating and want brownies, now would you kindly piss off."An teasing smirk formed on his face as he started floating on his back.
"What crawled up your ass and died?"
I turn back away from him.
"Go fuck a tree." And with that I'm heading to get my brownies.
The dull patter of my feet echos throughout the hallway. The cold tile sending a shiver up my spine. The floating elf started to softly hum the tune of the ocarina of time theme."Were you perhaps.... Hallucinating about me?~" his voice turned from a teasing playful to seductive and suggestive.
My face heats up slightly.
"Yeah cause you're a hallucination right this minute." Eyeing the boy I take my brownies out of the oven.
"God *sigh* Im fully convinced you never graduated kindergarten." He leaned on my counter.
"What makes you think I'm an illusion sweetheart? You're hurting my feelings." He leaned back, putting a hand on his chest and gave me a pathetic sad puppy look.
"Well..." I set the glass pan on the cold stovetop.
"First off, look at you. You're zombie link."
"Hey! I am not! And if that's your only reasoning, you're pretty stupid." He flicked my head."Of course that's not my only reason. I saw some fancy fucking skin-walker on my way back home." I grumble rubbing the spot he flicked.
"Excuse me?"
His sudden change in attitude almost gave me whiplash.
He shuffled closer. Now standing face-to-face with me, he put his hands on my shoulders.
"What did it look like?""Hmmm..." I started rubbing my temple, memories still fresh in my mind.
"It was about 10 feet tall. Leathery looking skin. No face. Wearing a prestigious suit. And was extremely boney and slender.""Shit he's looking for me.."
He mumbled looking annoyed.
"That bitch! I told him I'd be back in a week."
He stepped back and started chewing on his nail.
"What are you talking about?"
Already tired and spazed out I didn't want to figure out if this was the paranormal or an oncoming psychosis.
My voice pulled him out of his thoughts as he looked back to my face.
"No need for you to worry your pretty little head." He gently tapped his index finger with each syllable against my temple.
He pulled away and glanced over my shoulders.
"Your brownies are cooled." He motioned to my funny filled treat.
"Oh yeah. Want some?"
"Why of course!"A few hours later
"Ah!"
"Haah take that!~"
"Fuck!"
"Take that bitch!""Dude. Too far."
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You filthy minded fuckers.
We weren't doing the forbidden patty cake.
After we ate the happy brownies he mentioned he was the best at smash bros, and me, being the absolute prick I am, bet 10 bucks I could beat him.
Now here I am.
Winning.Click
"I win!" Tossing my controller at the couch as my arms shot up to gloat.
"Suck it elf-boy!"
"Ben."
"What?" My eyebrows raised in confusion.
"My name. It's Ben, sorta, my name's Ben drowned but you can call me Ben."
He turned to me expecting some kind of gratitude for this newfound knowledge."Pfft"
My head flew back as my shoulders convulsed.
"What are you laughing at!"
"Ben?? Seriously! You're a fucking spooky entity and your name is Ben?!?" I was rolling around wheezing so hard tears were in the corners of my eyes."Ya know what? Screw you dude, I'm going home!" Ben sat up straight and used his index fingers to emphasize each word.
"Oh my God... Did you just quote Eric fucking Cartman?!"
He just stared at me in a serious manner.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures."
BZZZzt
My phone alarm started going off.
"Shit- it 5 in the fucking morning."
Jumping up I dash to grab my phone.
"Ughhhh I don't wanna go to school." Whining I trudge up the stairs towards my room."Then just skip school." Ben sneakily following behind me.
"I wish I could!" I threw myself against my room door in exhaustion. "Mid-terms are today, and not to mention I don't want to be around my mom when she's hungover and with some sleezy douche. And I have work after school." I turn the door handle falling into my room. Now laying on the grimey scratchy carpet that is my floor, huff out a groan as a big weight was lugged onto my back.
Wriggling until i was on my back I stare Ben straight in the eye, we were so close I could feel his warm breath against my open lips. He shifted his weight ever so slightly; enough to remind me that my lungs were currently being crushed.
"God you're heavy!"
"Am not! You're just weak!" Ben groaned.
"Whatever! Just get off me so I can get ready." I could feel my face heating up softly in embarrassment.
"Fine!"///////
Word count: 986A/n:
Um so sorry I haven't posted in awhile...
This has been sitting in my draft for a while. and it's kinda all over the place, so sorry for that. Didn't really know how to finish it either lol. Pretty short but I'd say this is kinda just a filler/Ben fan fair.Stay sane, stay hydrated
~author-chan
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