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Romanian S.R.: *Opens curtains* Good morning son!

R: *Aggressive hiss*

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Ame: *Puts laptop to Soviet's chest*

S: What?

A: Well my laptop was overheating so I thought your cold-ass-heart would cool it down

S: *Looks at laptop* *Looks at Ame* What heart?

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America: Hey dad, it's a little muggy outside *Smirks*

UK: America I swear, if all of my tea cups are outside on the lawn, I am going to make you regret the day you proclaimed independence

America: On second thought, you might want to stay inside, I don't want my old man catchin' a cold *Nervously chuckles*

02/10/2022 at 08:07 :)

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