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Denmark: *Throws butter in the air* Uuu, look a butter-fly

Finland: Oh, look a butter projectile *Throws butter at Denmark*

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F.I.: Hey uncle Papal?

Papal state: Yes, dear nephew?

F.I.: If by the Catholic church, anyone who is involved in religion should remain pure and virgin, how do you have a son?

P.S.: Umm, well, you see-

Vatican: What's a virgin?

P.S.: *Sweating profusely*

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Canada: Here sweetheart, you can have this cat that will remind you about me when we're apart *Hands Ukraine a cat*

Ukraine: How would this remind ne of you?

C.: Well, her collar is white with red maple leaves :D

U.: Canada love, half of the time I want to see you it's because I want to fuc-


13/12/2022 at 19:00 :)

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