hey im back from the dead with some actual motivation to do stuff

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say hi to the rat his name is francisco the lll
picture included
i'll be back i promise 😍

one day while BK was at his office he got up and walked out of the door only to see a shit stain run across the floor "what the fuck-" then he saw it again the little shart running out from under the fridge to the living room "oh hell nah i ain't doin this shit today" so BK then called over mcdonald's
when mcdonald arrived he asked what happened
"a little shit stain ran across my floor"
"what the fuck BK-"
"CAN YOU JUST GET IT PLEASE?"
"damn ok"
he caught the brown mouse and took it to the vet
"what should we name it?" BK asked
"ur gonna keep this?"
"yeah"
they named it francisco the lll
(don't ask what happened to the ll and first)
the kept it in a cage and it was now BKs, mcdonald's, and KFCs pet

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