Fact #11

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Lixie
Did you know that smoking takes 11 minutes of your life

Jinnie
Luckily I don't smoke

Lixie
I wish you smoked

Jinnie
And lose 11 minutes of my life?  No thank you

Lixie
I mean what's wrong with losing some time of your life

Jinnie
A lot
The memories I could make.

Lixie
Memories my ass
Your annoying asf

Jinnie
My dear friend~!
You are the one texting me 24/7
So I should be calling you annoying asf

Lixie
Then why do you respond

Jinnie
Because you spam

Lixie
Liar

Jinnie
I have proof

Lixie
Now now mate let's not go to far

Jinnie
Loser

Lixie
Lots
Of
Salsa
Extra
Rice

Jinnie
Now wtf is wrong with you

Lixie
I just wanna drive

Jinnie
Stop at the red lights tho

Lixie
The red light and the green light got swag

Jinnie
I hope you get the cheese touch

Lixie
Tbh every time you text me I feel loved

Jinnie
Your parents don't love you

Lixie
Now shut the fuck up

...

Did you actually shut up?

Wow I got the power
..

OKAY DON'T SHUT UP TEXT ME BACK ):

Jinnie
You can't live a second without me

Lixie

Jinnie
My mom..................won't pick up

Lixie
Is she dead?

Jinnie
😐
No
She just probably doesn't want a bitch on the line

Lixie
Don't call my mother a bitch you filthy ork

Jinnie
shut up Little thumb

Lixie
you are that doll from squid game

Jinnie
in that case
You are dead

Lixie
I didn't move

Jinnie
I don't care
You are dead
Greet the devil for me

Lixie
Why are you sending greetings to yourself?

Jinnie
So I can see if you actually do it

Lixie
I deserve in heaven

Jinnie
But I want you with me in hell

Lixie
Why

Jinnje
Because I love you

Lixie
...
Wow
I'm touched
But I hate you

Jinnie
Baby...
take your pacifier and shut up

Lixie
change your diaper

Jinnie
L

Lixie
L = Love

Jinnie
L = Leave me alone

Lixie
it's only a letter

Jinnie
with a meaning

Lixie
you got the wrong meaning

Jinnie
what's the right meaning then

Lixie
like I said love

Jinnie
You are hopeless

Lixie
you are old

Jinnie
by 1 year

Lixie
dk dc

Jinnie
duck
dictation

Lixie
lol dic(k)tation

Jinnie
can't you be straight for a second

Lixie
how can I be straight for a second if I'm born gay

Jinnie
I sighed

Lixie
good
I sighed also
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