Lixie Did you know that octopuses have three hearts, nine brains and blue blood
Jinnie Guess they cant be Heart-less Brain-less And They have smurf genes....
Lixie . If octopuses were a human I'd date them They sound more attractive than you do
Jinnie That's dangerous HE has 3 hearts which means one heart could beat for you and the other two for other people
Lixie Then again he has 9 brains which means he wouldn't do smth so stupid
Jinnie if he had to date you, he would Also that smurf villain is after him
Lixie 😡 Are you implying something gargamel?
Jinnie Yeah Caramel
Lixie I'm not even gonna question it
Jinnie Good Listen I made dinner Wanna come
Lixie What did you make
Jinnie Bread
Lixie What.. THAT'S UR DINNER?
Jinnie LISTEN THE 9EGINAL THING I WAS MAKING BURTN.
Lixie WHAT WERE U MAKING IS the bread handmade
Jinnie Uhm You see I was making Noodles.. Also its store bought
Lixie You know what I'm.not veen gonna ask how you burnt simple noodles
Jinnie I was making a picture of the noodles but then my phone fell in so I stressed out anf tried to take it out but accidentally let the pan fell on the fire and noodles burnt
Lixie WHY WERE U TALKING PICTURES OF THE JOFDLES IN THE FIRSG PLACE?
Jinnie To show my mom...
Lixie Im gonna buy dinner put the damn bread away
Jinnie UR A LIFE SACER 🫶🫶🫶🫶
Lixie Buying you rggplants 💖💖 And a sea urchin penis
Jinnie Don't expect me to open the door...
Lixie Dont be surprised if the door is broken...
Jinnie Fuck
Lixie 😉😉
Jinnie Lixieieieie I'm your boyfriend Don't torture me I'll do anything for you I swear Just buy me Anything Like Delicious And not penisous Or Uhm Eggpantious 💖
Lixie You're right I should be a more better boyfriend I will buy you Brussels sprouts
JINNIE FFS FEIIX PLS
Lixie What? I'm being the best bf 🥰
Jinnie I'll gk buy my own dinner.. No need..............
Lixie You're learning!!!!!
Jinnie :[
Lixie I'm still coming over tho
Jinnie You Broke MY Heart And Still Wanna Come Over?
Lixie Yeah someone needs to eat the sea urchins penis
Jinnie LIX DON'T.
Lixie Oopsie 😆
Jinnie NOOO Read 22.00
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