Lixie
Did you know that octopuses have three hearts, nine brains and blue bloodJinnie
Guess they cant be
Heart-less
Brain-less
And
They have smurf genes....Lixie
.
If octopuses were a human I'd date them
They sound more attractive than you doJinnie
That's dangerous
HE has 3 hearts which means one heart could beat for you and the other two for other peopleLixie
Then again he has 9 brains which means he wouldn't do smth so stupidJinnie
if he had to date you, he would
Also that smurf villain is after himLixie
😡
Are you implying something
gargamel?Jinnie
Yeah
CaramelLixie
I'm not even gonna question itJinnie
Good
Listen
I made dinner
Wanna comeLixie
What did you makeJinnie
BreadLixie
What..
THAT'S UR DINNER?Jinnie
LISTEN THE 9EGINAL THING I WAS MAKING
BURTN.Lixie
WHAT WERE U MAKING
IS the bread handmadeJinnie
Uhm
You see I was making
Noodles..
Also its store boughtLixie
You know what
I'm.not veen gonna ask how you burnt simple noodlesJinnie
I was making a picture of the noodles but then my phone fell in so I stressed out anf tried to take it out but accidentally let the pan fell on the fire and noodles burntLixie
WHY WERE U TALKING PICTURES OF THE JOFDLES IN THE FIRSG PLACE?Jinnie
To show my mom...Lixie
Im gonna buy dinner put the damn bread awayJinnie
UR A LIFE SACER 🫶🫶🫶🫶Lixie
Buying you rggplants 💖💖
And a sea urchin penisJinnie
Don't expect me to open the door...Lixie
Dont be surprised if the door is broken...Jinnie
FuckLixie
😉😉Jinnie
Lixieieieie
I'm your boyfriend
Don't torture me
I'll do anything for you
I swear
Just buy me
Anything
Like
Delicious
And not penisous
Or
Uhm
Eggpantious
💖Lixie
You're right
I should be a more better boyfriend
I will buy you
Brussels sproutsJINNIE
FFS FEIIX PLSLixie
What? I'm being the best bf 🥰Jinnie
I'll gk buy my own dinner..
No need..............Lixie
You're learning!!!!!Jinnie
:[Lixie
I'm still coming over thoJinnie
You
Broke
MY
Heart
And
Still
Wanna
Come
Over?Lixie
Yeah someone needs to eat the sea urchins penisJinnie
LIX DON'T.Lixie
Oopsie
😆Jinnie
NOOO
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