Lixie
Did you know that it is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky
Jinnie
That's why Changbin can't look at the sky!
Lixie
💀
Jinnie
No srsly
Lixie
Then what are you
Jinnie
According to my friends a ferret
Lixie
EW no you aren't even that cute ferrets are wayyyyy cuter then you
Jinnie
What do you look like
Lixie
A chicken obviously
Jinnie
EW no a chicken tastes wayyyyy better then you
Lixie
Well at least I'm still alive unlike the entire chicken population
Jinnie
You act as if we eat chicken 24/7
Lixie
Name a time you spared a chicken
Jinnie
The time we found out that pig tastes way better then chickens
Lixie
What you are trying to say is Changbin tastes way better then me!?
Jinnie
If you see it like that yeah
Lixie
We're done
Jinnie
So I can roast you?
Lixie
Who roasts chicken I deep fry them
Jinnie
Cannibalism
Lixie
What
Jinnie
You eat your own species, that's cannibalism
Lixie
I also eat ferrets
Jinnie
Keep distance
Lixie
With pleasure
Jinnie
What else do you eat? Ants?
Lixie
Yeah
Jinnie
Humans?
Lixie
Yup
Jinnie
Jeffrey Dahmer 2.0
Lixie
Ew I am not that ugly tho
Jinnie
Debatable
Lixie
If you call me ugly let's not talk about you
Jinnie
Yeah my beauty and your ugliness shouldn't be compared
Lixie
Its good to be in a relationship 💞✨ but not with you 🦋🧚♀️👑
Jinnie
Then why are you with me
Lixie
Eat you up
Jinnie
Ha, as if
Lixie
I will cut of your skin and season them properly, with a butter knife I'll be smearing some butter on it and then put your delicious well seasoned skin on a frying pan and slowly toss it in the air once it reached the perfect temperature and it's well done I will take it out and cut it up in pieces feeding it to the kids next door
Jinnie
Alright slay Gordon
Lixie
Are you scared
Jinnie
No I found that cute
Lixie
Dude.. What's wrong with you
Jinnie
Good question
Lixie
I'm worried
Jinnie
Same
Lixie
I had a dream about you tho
Jinnie
Spit it out
Lixie
So I thought you were a serial killer and killed everyone for me who Bullied me
Jinnie
Wtf are your dreams
Lixie
IDK it just felt so right
Jinnie
ME killing someone FOR YOU is something you wish
Lixie
Fine
Whatever
I'll break up with you and date Jay park
Jinnie
He is an idol he won't even pay attention to you
Lixie
I'll become a idol to
Jinnie
Yeah sure
"Lee Felix" stage name "burnt chicken" is a member of the group "yoghurt is fruit" with their new release cucumbers and they work under the Jinhit entertainment
Lixie
Wow I'm gonna do that brb
Jinnie
What no
Get back here
Stupid
They won't accept you..
.
....
You are gonna make every entertainment to close down
Send at 7:00
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