Lixie
Did you know that hitler's birth chart predicted his rise to power
Jinnie
what does mine predict
Lixie
getting the cutest, hottest, sexiest, most beautiful, lovely, awesome, smart, handsome, ethereal, unreal, visual king, nicest bf ever
Jinnie
But u are my bf
Lixie
i know
Jinnie
. . .
ok anyways so..
Lixie
🥺
Jinnie
naur
Lixie
what tastes better
cola or pepsi
Jinnie
defo cola
Lixie
i don't like the taste of cola
I prefer pepsi
Jinnie
Is there a difference between Pepsi and cola....?
Lixie
well they have only a one ingredient difference
Jinnie
why don't they just collab
coca-si
Lixie
then it would be Pepsi since the one ingredient cola doesn't have is citric acid while Pepsi does have it
Jinnie
fuck this I'll stay with sprite
Lixie
i prefer 7up
Jinnie
if we are going to talk about sodas the entire time istg I'll go to sleep
Lixie
don't go bababoei
Jinnie
okay pooksbear 🥺🤞
Lixie
🤭
Jinnie
are u honey?
because it seems like you are produced by bees
Lixie
HELP WHAT
IS THAT A PICK UP LINE
Jinnie
I TRIED OKAY
Lixie
for the sake of humanity do not ever do that again.
Jinnie
okay master of pick up lines
Lixie
hihi
Jinnie
I got a job btw :(
Lixie
janitor?
Jinnie
🤡
no I work as a McDonald's employee
Lixie
are you replacing Ronald
I mean you would pass perfectly as a clown
Jinnie
NO
Lixie
actually yes
you're fit for the Ronald role
Jinnie
then you're the girl from Wendy's
both orange heads
Lixie
she has red hair
I'm blonde
and what's wrong with orange heads
Jinnie
what's wrong with being a clown
Lixie
so you admit you are a clown
Jinnie
..
nO
I dont
Lixie
Hyunjin + clown = clownjin
Jinnie
Felix + annoying = annoyinglee
Lixie
i don't see a Lee in my name
Jinnie
aren't u Lee Felix
Lixie
But you wrote
Felix instead of Lee + annoying = annoyinglee
Jinnie
okay mister smartypants
Lixie
okay mister underpants
Jinnie
I don't wear underpants
Lixie
so you have ur dingeling ding ting hanging around
Jinnie
stop no I wear pants I'm not completely nude
Lixie
true
you are as clothed as a newborn baby
Jinnie
just admit it you want to see me naked
Lixie
actually not really...
Jinnie
that's good
Lixie
seeing u naked is gonna end on my top ten things I never wanna see again
Jinnie
so u wanna stay as a virgin
Lixie
i mean I'm a virgo
Jinnie
that has nothing to do with it
Lixie
they both start with virg
Jinnie
goodnight.
Lixie
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