Part 4 for everyone :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kwazii: *pushing the plants away in the dark, creepy forest*
Kwazii: *terrified*
Kwazii: After you
Tweak: No, After you!
Kwazii: No really! I insist!
Tweak: I'm serious! After you!
*Dashi Pushes past Kwazii and Tweak*
Dashi: After me.
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*Kwazii walks into a group discussion*
Kwazii: Oh is this about me?
Shellington: No?
Kwazii: Then I've lost interest.
*Kwazii walks back out*
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Kwazii: Tweak can be a real pain in the AsTeRoiD sometimes . . .
Peso: Oh dear, what happened?
Kwazii: This morning I broke her favourite wrench and she was SO mad that when I asked her for a glass full of water, she brought back a glass full of ice and told me to be patient and wait.
Peso: . . . .
Peso: You know, I'm more concerned about the fact that you managed to break a wrench-
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Koshi: They say you are what you eat-
Pinto: I am 16 blades of grass and a tube of toothpaste
Koshi: I-
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*if Ryla became David Attenborough*
Ryla: And here we have Pearl and Min in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try and make each other laugh.
Pearl: Gaelic breed.
Min: Garmin bead.
Pearl: Garden bed.
Min: Shower Head.
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*Dashi when she's over working and sleep deprived*
Dashi: *completely drowned in paperwork* I'm fine! I'm totally fine!
Narrator: She was not fine.
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Natquik: Hey Inkling, why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Inkling: Because the 'P' is silent?
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