OMG SPOOOOOFFFEEE TIME!!!!!!
Narrater (Pinestar): if our lifesaver... Cinderpelt... Hadn't been stupid... Then the Clan would have to sacrifice,,,, a,,,,, WARRIOR. OR DIE.
Bluestar: *is dying of greencough*
Yellowfang: "He-ro Firehearh, go fetah yo leadreh catnip... And don feel freh to eah eh"
He-ro Firehearh: "okay"
Tigerclaw: "wait Bluestar, let's meet the thunderpath for no apparent reason."
Bluestar "o- cough cough- kay..."
Yellowfang: "noh.. Nowh don yo goh, Bluhstahh"
Firestar: *goes to fetch catnip*
Cinderpaw: "Wait! I'll go see what he has to say!" *dashes off*
Fireheart: ". NOOooooooooo.......!"
Cinderpelt: *comes back* "did you say no? Oh, okay. I'll stay."
Pinestar: "Therefore, Yellowfang would NOT have a lazy cat chillin' in her den, then become the Clans lifesaver AND there was a possibility that Cinderpelt could have fell in love with Brackenfur or Fireheart more so, probably becoming a queen and giving birth to some kits. And, Tigerstar's treachery could have been more secret for awhile. So, THANKS CINERPELT.
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How to get Kicked Out of Cinderpelts' Den
FanfictionThese is a warrior cat spoofs about, well how to get kicked our of Cinderpelts den. I give credit to @Bramblestarz (how to get kicked out of Jayfeathers den), and all others who made a spoof like this.
