This Isn't a Joke (George Weasley x Reader) - DISCONTINUED

Chapter 6 - Look Ron! You're a Mother!

Reader POV

As promised, George and Fred didn't prank you for an entire month, which surprised you.

Maybe my threat worked. Better save that one for next time.

The rest of the year was a blur of classes, pranks (curtesy of the twins and Lee), homework, and Harry murdering He Who Must Not Be Named's body (again). You only knew this last bit since Hermione filled you in. She wanted you to continue studying for the exams and not get into trouble.

Your summer was uneventful as well, and you bid most of your time sending owls to the Weasley's and your bunkmates, as well as hanging out with your best friend.

The only real things worth mentioning were that Hermione was now a black stripe in taekwondo, and that that same girl made you study for second year every single day. (Like you weren't already prepared!)

After countless days of this same routine of writing, studying, and more studying (thanks Hermione...), it was nearly time to get back to Hogwarts. You and Hermione made plans to go to Diagon Ally to grab your new books, and you sent Errol back to George agreeing to meet up at Flourish and Blotts.

--- Time Skip brought to you by Harry saying diAgoNaLLy ---

"Seriously thought, what's up with this list?" You asked George. You looked at your paper one more time and read the listed items out loud. "Break with a Banshee, Gadding with Ghouls, Holidays with Hags, 43 Travels with Trolls, and other nonsense titles by Gilderoy Lockhart. There's only one book on here that isn't by him!"

"Must be someone who's in love with him. Maybe my Mum," George laughed when Mrs. Weasley shouted otherwise.

September 1st, 1992

George POV

Fred, Lee, and I sat alone on the train, since Y/n dragged Hermione to go see her Hufflepuff friends. I wanted to come along, meet who else L/n was hanging out with, but she shook her head, saying that only girls were invited. (If you ain't a girl, just say that it's only for Hufflepuffs, plus Hermione.)

So now, I was stuck with Fred and Lee, planning a way to prank the two girls.

"We could pull up the old Dungbomb trick and throw a few in their compartment," Lee suggested. "But then again, you two will want to hang out with them after, so that's a bust."

"Who said we wanted to be around them? They abandoned us!" Fred said.

"Your eyes did, Freddie. Yours too George," my friend smirked. I rolled my eyes but didn't deny anything.

Hermione POV, a couple days later

I sighed as Y/n dragged me to the Quidditch stands and sat down. She 'insisted' on me coming, telling me that we should be supporting our friends. I tried to get out of it, telling her that this was a Gryffindor practice, and that she should be supporting her house, but she just laughed.

"'Mione," my friend said, "I have friends in Gryffindor too. Plus, the only person I actually know on the Hufflepuff team is Cedric, and he told me not to waste time watching all his practices."

I rolled my eyes at Y/n and sat down next to her. The entire time, Ron was shouting random things at Harry, and one kid taking pictures with his camera (which had to be magic, since normal technology can't work at Hogwarts).

It was quite boring honestly. That is, until the Slytherin team showed up.

"Flint!" the Gryffindor captain, Oliver Wood shouted dismounting his broom. "This is OUR practice time! We got up specially! You can leave now!"

The Slytherin captain who I knew as Marcus Flint just sneered at Oliver, telling him there was plenty of room. The two boys went back and forth arguing, until a new Seeker was brought up.

From behind the six large Slytherins, certain blond jerk showed his face. "Aren't you Lucius Malfoy's son?" Fred said with distaste.

"Funny you should mention Draco's father," Flint said. "Here, let me show you the generous gift he's donated."

The seven boys held out their broomsticks, which looked all shiny and new. Rich brats, buying their way in.

As Flint continued bragging, I finally had enough. I grabbed Y/n by the wrist and dragged her down to the field. "I can walk you know! And I was just about to head over there too!" my friend grumbled.

As we approached, Flint saw us and said, "Oh look, a field invasion." I narrowed my eyes and started walking faster. But before I could shout anything at the boy, Ronald butted in. "Harry what's happening? Why aren't you playing? And what's he doing here?" Dimwit.

Malfoy took Ron's confusion to brag about how his rich father got his team new brooms, and how he was so much better.

"Well at least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in!" Y/n growled. I followed her up by adding, "Agreed. They got in on pure talent."

The look on Malfoy's face was priceless, but he quickly snapped back. "No one asked for your opinions, you filthy little Mudbloods," the blond spat. What in Godric's name is a Mudblood?

Well, I immediately knew it was something bad since all hell broke loose. Fred and George tried to tackle Malfoy, Alicia was shrieking insults his was, and Ron pointed his broken wand at the boy shouting "You'll pay for that one, Malfoy!"

I shouted at Ron to stop before he got hurt with his broken wand, but he didn't listen. I jet of green light shot out of the back of his wand, hitting the ginger in the stomach.

Y/n and I ran over, asking him if he was alright. He boy opened his mouth to speak, but instead of words several slugs came out of his mouth. I turned away in disgust while Y/n put her hand over my eyes.

"Ronald," she said, "nod if you're okay, shake your head if not." Although I couldn't see his response, I heard my friend sigh. "We better get him to Hagrid's hut, it's the closest to the field."

Slowly, Y/n took her hand off my eyes and called the twins and Harry over. She demanded Fred and George to carry their brother and told Harry to tag along. The twins obliged, but not without poking some fun.

"Look Georgie, our Ickle Ronniekins is a mother!" Fred laughed, but I didn't miss how he turned back to glare at the Slytherins before turning to look at me. He smiled before turning away to tease his little brother some more.

A/N

Hello!

Sorry I didn't post yesterday; I went to go visit some family.

On a separate note, has anyone else seen A Very Potter Musical? I personally love it, but it is not fit for younger children. Anyway, I was thinking about the opening song Goin' Back to Hogwarts when writing the Diagon Ally scene.

The original Ben 10 was also going through my mind today, specifically the episode where one of Ben's aliens is pregnant, and Kevin is calling him a mother. I love that episode, partially because Kevin is just being pure Kevin here, and because Gwevin is one of my favorite ships (which is why I don't really mind the reboot).

Also, if there is any inconsistencies between the POV's (like using I and them instead of just I), please ignore them. I don't have the energy to recheck my work.

Have a wonder time of day and take this as a sign to eat something you like. (I'm taking the chocolate.)