Girlfriend

Russian Doctor

Y/N, wake up" I didn't move, my body hurt too much. I was tied to a chair. My hand were tied behind my back. "Y/N wake up," Robin said, fear in her voice. I lulled my head back in response. "What did you do?" Steve yelled. The officer pulled my head up, "don't touch her," Robin growled.

The officer clicked his tongue, "I think your friend need a doctor," the officer said walking around to face Robin. "Good thing ... we have the very best," he said leaning down to be eye level with Robin. He started laughing, the soldier soon joined in.

Robin spat on him, "you are going to regret that, suka," he said in a low voice. He said something in Russian, as they left robin called them bastards, "let us outta here!" She yelled.

"Steve, is Y/N breathing?" She asked as the door slammed closed. "I dunno," Steve said craning his neck to try to look at me. I found a pair of hands and squeezed them. "Oh, thank god," Robin said, she squeezed my hand back. "Steve, she's alive", Robin said to Steve. "Welcome back Y/N," Steve said.

"Ok you see that tray on your right, no your other right, yeah okay, and do you see those scissors?" "Uh-huh,". "Yeah, well if we move at the same time, we could get over there and maybe I could kick the table and knock them into your lap," Robin said.

"And I could cut the binds," Steve said. "Yeah, and we could get out if here" Robin said, grinning. "Gotcha. Okay yeah, we can do that," he said. "Those morons. They left scissors in here?" Steve said

"Yeah, on the count of three, we're gonna hop," Robin said. "Okay, good hop on three, I gotcha," "All right,"

"One, two, three," we all hopped. "Okay that worked," Robin said.  "All right, uh, lets try again,' Robin said.
"One, two, three," we all hopped again.

"Holy shit, this is gonna work!" Robin exclaimed. "We're close, Ready?" Steve said getting excited. "Okay, one, two, three," we all hopped again, the chairs slipped and we crashed to the floor. Robin and Steve on the floor. I was on top of them.

Time skip cuz I don't get paid to write this.

The door opened and a man in a green uniform entered. A man in a darker green was the first to enter, he was followed by a man in a white lab coat.

"Where were you three going?" He asked, laughing. We were set back upright and the man in the white lab coat came to me holding a large needle with a blue liquid. I didn't react when he injected me. It hurt like hell but, I was barely conscious to care.

The sound of Steve and Robin screaming filled my ears.

I felt Robin's head hit mine. "Honestly, I don't really feel anything," Steve said. "Do you?" He asked, he was probably asking Robin. "I mean, I...I feel fine," she said. "I feel nothing," I mumbled.

"I kinda feel good," Steve said. I nodded my head as I slowly opened my eyes. We all started laughing, "wanna know a secret?" Robin asked. "What?" Steve replied. "I like it, too!" She said. "Robin, wanna know my secret?" I asked. She nodded childishly. "I have a massive crush on you," I giggled before laughing again.

"Morons. They messed up the drug", They messed it up," "Morons, Hey, morons!" "Morons". "Moron! Moron" "oh no, There definitely something wrong with us." I giggled.

The door opened again and the men walked in, with the doctor. The man faces me. "Who do you work for?" The man asked. "Do you want me to be honest?" I asked, the man nodded.

"We all work for scoops ahoy, which is in Starcourt mall, alright?" The man nodded. "And we are children, two of us are practically still in school, one of us is supposed to be in college, but he's so dumb he can't afford it because we all make 3 bucks an hour okay? So we don't work for the government we don't work for anyone, you can cut off fingers do all you want, but your gonna get the same response we work at Scoops Ahoy," I said, trying to sound serious.

"How did you find us?" He asked Steve. "Totally by accident" Steve chuckled. The doctor picked up a shiny instrument, "what is that shiny toy," Steve asked laughing. "Woah, Woah, hey, hey, wait no wait,".

"There was a code! There was a code! We heard a code!" I yelled. "Code," the man said. "What code?" He asked. 

"The week is long. The silver cat feeds when blue meets yellow in the west, blah, blah blah. You broadcast that stupid spy shit, all over town, and we picked it up on our Cerebri, and we cracked it in a day. A day, you think you so smart but a couple of kids who scoop ice cream for a living cracked your code in a day and now people know you're here" Robin said, laughing.

"Who knows we are here. suka?" The man spat. "Uh, well Dustin knows." I said, "Hey Y/N?" Robin said, as the man moved to face me  "Yeah, Dustin Henderson, he knows,", "Y/N," Steve and Robin yelled together. "Dustin Henderson," the man said.

"It is your small, curly-haired friend?" The man asked. "Oh, curly-haired. Great hair. Small, kind of like a fro. Yeah," I said. "Where is he?" The man asked. "He's long gone, you big asshole," I said laughing. "And he's probably calling Hopper, and Hoppers calling the US cavalry" I laughed.

"They're gonna come in here, commando style guns a-blazin', and kick your sorry asses back to Russia. You're gonna be two pieces of toast." I said laughing. "Is that so?" The man said, leaning down. "Yeah," I said. We all started laughing.

The man and doctor started laughing seconds after they started laughing the alarm started buzzing. I looked at him tilted my head and shrugged my shoulders.

The officer left, leaving the doctor. Seconds later Dustin ran him holding a long thin metal stick. "Hey, Henderson," Steve said, "Hey that's crazy I was just talking about you, "  I mumbled as he cut the tape that kept us together.