Bloopers (im bored and thinking of a new chapter)

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So these will be like "bloopers" and behind the scenes , as this was a movie . i thought it'd be fun ok ??? ok 😈

King Dice: "Mammit ! I mean fuc—"
he looks down and laughs .
Dice: "NOT MAMMIT NO."

Me: "CUTTTT !" I giggle and shake my head

Devil: "HAHAHAA -" He'd chuckle and bang his head on the table .

*camera goes down and shuts off as they laugh*

BEEP
Chips: "So uh .. whatdo i do ? Do i just—"
He points at the door and looks back and forth at the door and me

Me: "literally just knock chips." i smack my head

Chips: "Ok." He shrugged and knocks really loudly .

King dice: He was looking at the camera with a blank stare as i face the camera toward him .

Wheezy: He snorted ans slammed his head on the table devil and him were at .

Devil: "Seriously CHIPS ???" He started to laugh like a maniac

Me: "Not that loud moron !!!! CUUUTT !!!"

Chips: "aw ma—" Dice smacked him

"OWWWWW—"

King dice: "That was the FORTH TI-"
BEEP
*camera shuts off*

Me: "Okay guys , remember the lines ?" I ask wheezy and chips .

Wheezy: "Yes sirrr"

Chips: "Yeah !!!" He crossed his arms.

Me: "ok !

3

3

1 !!"

I point , meaning "go".

Chips: He had his head on the door . "Get over here , AaHaA— Sho—"

Wheezy: He started wheezing and bends down , laughing hard now .

Chips: *stammering* "AH FU-"

Me: "CHIPS YOU SAID YOU KNEW YOUR LINES YOU DUMB ASS !!!!!!" I yell and raise my hands up .

Chips: "I DOO !!! I just bit ma tongue ..." He giggled a little

BEEEEP .

Devil: "So i'm in love with a Dice .

I mean You. Im in love with you , Dice ."

Me: "CUTTT" I shout through laughter .
BEEEEP
...
King dice: *laughing*

Me: "dice please . this is the tenth time now ,youve broke character ."

Devil: "BAHAHA PLEASEEE"

BEEP

Mangosteen: "Do yoUthrealThy like him ?"

long pause

Devil, king dice , me , wheezy , chips and on of the camera men: All burst out laughing

Mangosteen: "Man im sorry i dont even know what happened there"

Me: "C- HAHAHAHAHA" I couldnt help but laugh

BEEP

Camera slowly zooms in on Wheezy making a weird face and wiggling his eye brows

Me: I walk in and look at the camera angrily.
"Why the fuck do you have my camera Chips ???!!!!!"

Chips: "Oh shit- OH FU-"

Wheezy laughs in the back.

Camera cuts off when i run toward chips
BEEP

King dice : He was kissing devil and he fell over on him .

Devil: "BITCH"

King dice and devil: "BAHAH"

Camera falls while im laughing and the camera man in the back picks it up and faces it toward himself while laughing hardly .

Chips quicky grabs it from him and runs

BEEP

Chips: "Heya Deveeelll" Chips said in a weird accent .
Devil: "shut your bitch ass up."
chips: "DAMN O—"
He was cut off by Devil

Devil: "You are not getting off work early ."
Chips: "NOOOOO PLEASE"

Me: "okay . are you serious— GUYS- CUT ."

BEEP

Chips : "Is this thing on ?? Hello ?"

Me: "GIVE ME THAT YOU SON OF A FU—"
i throw a bag at him and the camera cuts off
BEEP

Wheezy is trying to fix something for the movie because Chips broke it.

Wheezy: "Youre fucking stupid , Chips"

Chips: He is literally breakdancing on the table while Dice is staring in the most blankest way .

King Dice: He flips chips off
"Fuck y-"
BEEP

Me: I poke devil and smack his face with a paper on accident when he turned his head .

Devil: "AHH FU——" He started cursing a lot and fell on the floor having a fucking tantrum

Me: "HAHAHA IM SO SORRY"

BEEP

King Dice: "What fuck the should i do i....

i said what fuck the didnt i."

Me: "Dice i swear to satan . CUT" I say , laughing my ass off
On of the camera guys: He moved the camera away from me and slowly zoomed in on devil

Devil: He bit his lip and raised his eye brows.
BEEP

Wheezy: He smacked dice but he dint actually mean to , he was SUPPOSED TO pretend . I smack my head and lay my head on the table

Dice: "OW ! WHEEZYYYY YOU BITCH ASS ..."

Wheezy: "Shit .... im sorry pal. I swear i didn't mean ta do that-"
They burst out laughing.

Me: I raise my hand up , meaning "just turn the camera off" .
Camera guy : "Ok cu—"
BEEP

Devil: "Dicey wicey please forgive me"

Dice: ".....

I hate you with a burning passion ."

BEEP

" around the world "starts playing

Me: I walked in "What the fuck y'all doin' ?!"

Camera guy: He was laughing at my face when he zoomed in on me

he zoomed back to wheezy , chips and dice dancing while devil is practically snoring , asleep .

BEEP

King Dice: "Whats wrong dear ?"

Devil: "Oh , Nothi—-
AGH AAAAAAAAACK HAH-" Devil literally fuckin CHOKED

Dice: "What the hell IS wrong like actually -"

Me: "FUCKIN—- CUT ."

BEEP

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 29, 2022 ⏰

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