Damn...3.5.k views....y'all actually like this story? Well f**k me, I did not expect that.
A/n: You know...I feel like the CELEBRATION KAZOO has been overused...OH WHAT AB-
Put that f**king Tuba away before I send it to the shadow realm..
A/n: ...I hate you.
And I, you bucko. Now let's get this show on the road.
So the story starts like any horror movie. A night in the woods. With David doing his version of a campfire horror story around Max, Nikki, Neil, Space Kid and Gwen...who did not care at all for the story, since they were too busy doing literally anything else. Where as Y/n was the only one paying attention to the story.
David: The thing drew closer, With its inhuman breathing, and claws clicking against the floor with each step... Desperately, The young boy pulled the sheet off the creature to reveal...
Y/n: *shaking* What did it reveal!?
David: It revealed...*Shocks Y/n* THE DOG THAT GOT TANGLED UP IN HIS LAUNDRY!!!
Y/n: *Screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE LAUNDRY!
You know for a kid that burns down places with nothing but smile on their face...He's actually a scaredy cat.
David: *Pats Y/n who is shaking, on the back* It's okay kiddo, as long as you fold your laundry, nothing bad will happened.
Y/n: *Wipes off sweat from the mask...somehow* phew, good thing I'm a master folder then.
Max: Seriously, I have seen you brutally murder a bunch of critters, yet this is what makes you shake.
Y/n: HEY! TANGLED-UP CLOTHES IS A HEALTH HAZARD FOR EVERYONE!
Gwen: *swipping through her phone* So is arson.
Y/n: It's only dangerous if you wanna kill yourself.
Max: Which is what I wanna do right now.
Y/n: Properly fold your laundry?
David: *gasps with excitement*
Max: F**k no! What I wanna do right now, is to kill myself, because at least that would be more entertaining than whatever bulls*t story David told.
David: *"awws" in disappointment*
Gwen: *putting her phone away* Well if you're bored Max, then I got one for you. So once, there was this girl, that no one really understood-
Max: So help me if this another one of your fanfics about vampires!
Gwen: *flustered* It could be about werewolfs!
Y/n: Do you have any with fire?
Gwen: Well not literal fi-
Y/n: *Throws his smore at Gwen* BLASPHEMY!
Max: Here's a horror story for you Gwen. Go look at the job market you're dealing with after this camp shuts down.
Y/n: *looks at Nikki* Nikki hit the horn.
Nikki who was munching loudly on some smores, took out one of Y/n's special sound horns, and pressed the button.
Horn: GET'EM!
Max: *bowing down sarcastically* Thank you, thank you. Dealing emotional pain, from Mondays till Fridays.
*claps* Okay I won't lie that a was pretty good one.
Space Kid: Nothing scares you Max? Not even ghosts?
Max: I mean people in sheets definitely gets me concerned.
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