As David was giving some of the campers a tour, he introduced the Camp Campbell's mascot. LARRY THE HAMSTER
David: *showcasing Larry* And here we have our time-honored mascot, Larry the Hamster.
David suddenly went behind the cage and started doing a pitched voice.
Larry the Hamster voiced by David: Hiya campers! I hope you have fun today, and don't forget to respect David and everything he does for you!
After that horrible impression, David took Larry the Hamster out of the cage to showcase him to the campers.
David: Did you hear that? He talked?
Y/n: There's something about that hamster that I don't trust!
Larry the Hamster: *Giving Y/n a nasty look*
Neil: Is it the fact that it's voiced by David?
Y/n: Nooooooooo........I know an innocent facade when I see one.
Then suddenly Nikki climbed on Y/n's shoulder (who didn't seem to notice it) so she could in eyesight with David.
Nikki: *to David* are you a gypsy?
???: Ahem
The mysterious voiced showed themselves to he Max, who were about to set his machine in mo-
You know what? I'm not explaining this! I don't get paid enough to do that. here's the video, skip to 0:41 to 0:56. I'mma go get some coffee.
Oh you still here? Ahem. After Max set his machinery in motion resulting in Larry the Hamster getting blasted to the shadow real- Sorry wrong place blasted onto the lake.
Y/n: Oh my god Max! You killed Larry the Hamster!
Nikki: You bastard!
Max: In my defense....it was supposed to kill David.
David: Wha-
QUE THEME SONG!
....I can't?....I'm gonna get demonitized if I do?! F**k! Eh whatever. Anywho after the supposed theme song. We see David with the campers near the lake for a fun and totally not exploitable activity.
David: Alrighty kids! Today we'll be on the lookout for a brand new mascot!
Max: Woah woah woah! Why you gotta put that sh*t on us. We don't work here.
David: Well Max we were originally going to make home-made ice cream but someone here. And I'm not naming any names. Killed our beloved mascot.
Y/n: What? ICE CREAM!? Screw the hamster then! we can just buy another at the pet store.
David: Sadly Y/n we can't
Y/n: Why not?
David: Because the camp is on a tight budget.
Y/n: Oh so we're broke? Understandable.
Max: Is having a dumb mascot really that important.
You couldn't hear it but something in David kinda broke.
David: *inhales* Yes having a "dumb" mascot is REALLY important Max, because every good camp has a mascot, AND THIS IS A GOOD CAMP MAX! *Breathes heavily*
Okay after that little outburst, David gave his signature "A-O-Kay smile"
David: Besides I need help from you guys since Gwen is.....out of commission.
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