What If Star Wars Had Social Media?

Facebook

Hello my Star Wars fans. So in honor of star wars day I'm writing a short fanfic: what if the characters of star wars had Facebook? Hope you enjoy :) 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've got a bad feeling about this – with Anakin Skywalker above Coruscant. *42 likes* Comments (5).

Anakin Skywalker: Oh come on, Master. I already got their shields down!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: If it were up to you, we would both be pulverized!

Chancellor Palpatine: Feel free to rescue me anytime now, Jedi. I don't pay you to stand around squabbling. 

Anakin Skywalker: Technically, you don't pay us at all. 

R2-D2: Beep, booop, BEEEEEP!

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa so smilin' to see-in' yosa!!! – feeling happy with Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. *0 likes* Comments (2)

Random citizen: Everyone hates you!

Chancellor Palpatine: Yes.... Let the hate flow through you. I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... makes you... stronger.....

Padme Amidalia: We're having twins! :) – feeling elated with Anakin Skywalker. *132 likes* Comments (10)

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You'll be expelled from the Jedi order!

Yoda: Hmmm... to a dark path this leads, yes. 

Mace Windu: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Random citizen: WRONG FANDOM!

Thor: How dare you insult a son of Odin?

Loki: tehehehehe...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The force is strong with these strangers...

C-3P0: Oh, Milady, I'm so happy for you both.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm gonna be a daddy :')

R2-D2: beeeeep! Bop BEEP!

Chancellor Palpatine: Come to the dark side.... We have.... Cookies. *Anakin Skywalker and 500,000,000 others like this* Comments (8)

Darth Maul:I didn't get any cookies :(

Anakin Skywalker: Hmm....tempting...

Padme Amidalia: Don't even think about it!

Anakin Skywalker: But... your cookies...

Padme Amidalia: What do you mean my cookies?

Anakin Skywalker: Um.... Let's just say you're not exactly a Master yet.

Padme Amidalia: o.o

Cookie Monster: COOKIE!

Anakin Skywalker has joined the club Dark Side Rocks. *Chancellor Palpatine, Count Dooku, Darth Maul, and 150,678 others like this*. Comments (4)

Chancellor Palpatine: Welcome to the dark side... Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Anakin Skywalker: Nooooooo!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the chosen one!

Cookie Monster: COOKIE!