What If Star Wars Had Social Media?

Paintballing Clone Style

Yoda is playing the Sims 4. *38 likes* Comments (7)

Yoda: Creating a Sim I am, hmm... yes. heh.

Anakin Skywalker: Master Yoda ?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Shouldn't you be training, Master?

Yoda: Training? Yes, Sims, training it is. Good for the mind, and patience. Patience you need, Master Obi-Wan.

Anakin Skywalker: :D

Obi-Wan Kenobi: But Master...

Yoda: XD

Cody: Hey Rex, wanna go lazer tag? *500 Clone Troopers like this* Comments (8)

Rex: You betcha.

Echo: Can I come?

Fives: Nah, not unless you wanna lose again! lol

Echo: -_- It's not my fault! I swear! the thing is less accurate than a blaster is.

Heavy: suuuuure use that as your excuse.

Rex: Boys! Form up! We have a battle to win!

Cody: Good luck beating my squad. (you're gonna need it)

Rex: *crackles knuckles*

Heavy: Echo, where ya hidin'? *Rex, Fives, and Top like this* Comments (12)

Echo: Not saying!

Heavy: Aww come on! We just wanna um... have some fun?

Echo: NOOO way. I know that you're gonna blame me for losing the match. So i'm staying right where I am.

R2-D2: BEEEEEEP!

Fives: Quick, someone get a translator here!

Heavy: C-3P0, what R2 say?

Padme Amidala: My apologies, troopers, but 3P0 is currently occupied. Anakin Skywalker might be able to help you.

Anakin Skywalker: Do what?

Fives: What did R2's comment mean up above, General Skywalker. We're tryin' to find Echo. He lost the game for us.

Heavy: *evil cackle* time for some... fun. Hehe.

Anakin Skywalker: Heavy, sometimes you scare me.

Echo: Please, General Skywalker, don't tell them where I am!

Echo has logged off.

Anakin Skywalker: 0.0 Echo? *0 likes* Comments (8)

Jedi Youngling: Echo

Anakin Skywalker: What are you doing?

Jedi Youngling: You said Echo. So I echoed you.

Anakin Skywalker: Go use the Force or something. I'm busy here

Jedi Youngling: *growls*

Darth Sidious: The Force is strong with this one. Give in to your hatred!

Luke Skywalker: Not again... *facepalm*

Anakin Skywalker: Again?