Today was a normal day in Splatsville, the city of chaos. You wanted to get a new pair of shoes because your current ones look raggedy as shit. Splatsville is a lot different than Inkopolis so there is of course a different shoe store, you have no idea what kind of shoes there are at this shoe store. Apparently it is called "Crush Station" kinda metal, nice. You enter the store, it is empty until you notice the huge ass crustacean standing in front of you, and he has chest hair for some fucking reason. He is really intimidating, but in a hot way. He then, after like 5 seconds of staring at you, just holds up a pair of shoes and says, in the most high pitched and flute-like voice, "you want a shoe?" and they were some pretty bomb ass shoes, definitely not some fake Js, it is the real shit. You buy the shoes and leave, but not before giving him your number.
Later that night you are enjoying your not raggedy shoes and he texts you, somehow, with his huge ass claws, he still texted you tho so that's nice.
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Splatoon 3 Oneshots
RandomI have never done oneshots before but I have a feeling they will be easier than writing a whole fic so expect every npc in Splatoon 3 to be shipped with the reader or with another character, or nothing romantic and just little short stories about th...
